Stupid selfish lazy old hags

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Simon
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Stupid selfish lazy old hags

Post by Simon » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:32 am

Went out to the Portuguese cafe this morning for breakfast, as we often do. Parked in the layby opposite. When I come to drive home the layby is blocked by a woman who's parked on the double yellows part of it just so she can pop into 'Bargain Booze' (it's 9am, so christ knows what she wants at that time).

I have to wait for her to emerge, yet when she does there's no hint of apology or anything for blocking the layby. She then drives the other way back up the road to her home. Total distance? 165m. Considering she had to turn right out the layby and then deal with the traffic lights at the cross roads it would've literally been quicker for her to walk. I mean, who the fuck drives a tenth of a mile? How lazy do you have to be?

I hope her POS Japanese shit box suffers a premature death from bore wash and a coked up head.
The artist formerly known as _Who_

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