Re: Fudge you Father Time!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:35 pm
This person was 2 years below me in the same house as me at my school. Fuck pools.Beany wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:26 pmI've done this twice. Not the shitting yourself bit, just the sleeping wrong and waking up immobile.
It's not just us old farts though - my youthful colleague (19) was on a lads holiday, and front-flipped into a pool, not realising it was shallow as feck.
He first realised he had made a mistake when he couldn't walk, as he smashed his ankle on the bottom - chipped a bone, so he came back into work after a week off with crutches.
Then two days later, his neck flared up. Seems the sore ankle wasn't all he did - he's got an bulging disk in his neck and has been fully signed of by the doc for a full two weeks.
I shouldn't laugh, but I did. I laughed so hard.
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