Fudge you Father Time!!!

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Mito Man
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Beany wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:26 pm
NotoriousREV wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:39 am
V8Granite wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:11 pm
In a couple of years I fully expect to sneeze and simultaneously do my back in and shit myself.
Sometimes you can do this just by sleeping a particular way.
I've done this twice. Not the shitting yourself bit, just the sleeping wrong and waking up immobile.

It's not just us old farts though - my youthful colleague (19) was on a lads holiday, and front-flipped into a pool, not realising it was shallow as feck.

He first realised he had made a mistake when he couldn't walk, as he smashed his ankle on the bottom - chipped a bone, so he came back into work after a week off with crutches.

Then two days later, his neck flared up. Seems the sore ankle wasn't all he did - he's got an bulging disk in his neck and has been fully signed of by the doc for a full two weeks.

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. I laughed so hard.
This person was 2 years below me in the same house as me at my school. Fuck pools.
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Orange Cola
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I have all this to look forward to now I’m in my thirties :D
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