Watching the faces

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Watching the faces

Post by V8Granite » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:02 pm

of four pretty ladies drop and frown as they notice it’s not a young stud, but yourself.

So I’m doing some errands, dropping a few hundred kg of brick at the tip, I’ve wired up the sub finally in the Defender and I’m enjoying some music. 2x 5 “ in the rear, 2x 4” in the front, a Kenwood amp and JL W0 sub blaring out. It’s a particularly powerful sub and the bassy tones of The Weekend are dropping. When pulling up to some lights at the end of a dual carriageway I don’t drop the volume in time and with my windows down and flaps open (yes it’s a proper LR) the women must think it’s some kind of convertible panty dropper with Fabio driving.

My sweat glistened beard and wet t-shirt somehow don’t make them swoon as expected, it’s a major blow to my mentally young self :lol:

I hope the girls can get over this given time.

Dave!

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by Rich B » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:18 pm

V8Granite wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:02 pm
...and with my windows down and flaps open (yes it’s a proper LR) the women....
You could see them?! 😮

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by V8Granite » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:34 pm

With the current weather we’ve been having I only ever drive with the flaps open. You can even see through them as you get a lovely waft of air while manhandling my big stick 8-)

Dave!

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by mik » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:36 pm

Rich's joke ==>
<== Bears

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by V8Granite » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:04 pm

mik wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:36 pm
Rich's joke ==>
<== Bears
I had to steer it away from the filth.

Dave!

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by Rich B » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:07 pm

V8Granite wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:04 pm
mik wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:36 pm
Rich's joke ==>
<== Bears
I had to steer it away from the filth.

Dave!
Someone has to keep this place on the right path. Thanks Dave.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by mik » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:28 pm

Church for you this Sunday Rich.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by evostick » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:27 am

It's all in your mind Dave!

Women are impressionable and stupid. If you truly believe that you are in fact a LIVING GOD then that is what they will see.

They are looking for a leader, for a king. Not for an apologetic slave to conformity.

Give them what they want Dave.

They will gaze upon you, eyes and thighs wide open with a mixture of awe, inspiration, lust and fanny batter.

Trust me on this.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by JLv3.0 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:42 am

And you both drive those weird old Land Rovers?

It's all starting to make sense now.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by NotoriousREV » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:58 am

Old Land Rovers come with sticks, for the fighting off of lusty bitches.
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by JLv3.0 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:05 am

Lolz aside, the ladies do actually love the old Landies.

Proof, were it required, that they are clueless about everything.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by evostick » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:10 am

Ignore the doubters like JL Dave.

He's ridden with the fear. The gravity of his situation weighs heavy on his modest manhood. He feels as if the only course for him now is to follow the guidance of a woman.

THIS IS FALSE.

In time he may regain his true self but for now he is lost to concept. Seeking solace in what he believes to be permanence. The EU and germans.

THIS IS FALSE.

There is no permanence. There is no EU.

Womens brains do not know this. But there's a long forgotten link from their eyes to their vaginas. They might pretend to be pro EU and fancy gaylords like the Canadian prime minister but it's just babble.

Stand up and be a true man like Nigel. They will see this and their vaginas will instantly moisten.

Don't be a concept and exist in the realm of benders.

Be a lion in the physical realm.

Or an angry bear if you're a bit heavy like.

But not one of those bears that raids bins.

Cause they're a bit sad.

One life. Live it.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by JLv3.0 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:19 am

I fear that if I told you how much I enjoyed that post, you might have to levy an accusation of poofery in my direction, therefore I shall simply say "bravo".

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by NotoriousREV » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:31 am

JLv3.0 wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:19 am
I fear that if I told you how much I enjoyed that post, you might have to levy an accusation of poofery in my direction, therefore I shall simply say "bravo".
Just give him a blow job and be done.
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by JLv3.0 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:44 am

Geography is a hindrance here. Well - one of the hindrances.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by evostick » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:49 am

Really Dave, I would've thought that beneath you.

Truly disgusting.

It only serves to confirm my suspicion that years of working in an office environment DESTROYS THE MIND and turns you into a mere CONCEPT.

The next thing you know, you're falling for any old nonsense because you no longer truly exist in the physical realm.

The EU being a force for good, some magic beans, a cheap porsche, KTMs being good looking.

Your soul is lost mate.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by NotoriousREV » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:53 am

I am the universe experiencing itself.
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by JLv3.0 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:59 am

That sounds like something a teenage boy would shout at his parents through his locked bedroom door.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by NotoriousREV » Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:02 am

JLv3.0 wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:59 am
That sounds like something a teenage boy would shout at his parents through his locked bedroom door.
And I’ll be finished in a minute!
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Watching the faces

Post by JLv3.0 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:03 am

And that 😂

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