Shite taxis

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Shite taxis

Post by ZedLeg » Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:46 pm

Got picked up in a Ssangyong Rodius last night. The most uncomfortable car I’ve ever been in. Had a weirdly high flat floor and stupid tiny cabin chairs that only went half way up my back.

It was worse than the Mitsubishi Outlander hybrid which seemed to have zero suspension and the Passat CC which had zero headroom.

If I was in charge I’d mandate that they were only allowed to use sensible VAG cars for taxis.
An absolute unit

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Carlos » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:24 pm

My wife gets very embarrassed with how excited I get over a Taxi ride in a Skoda Superb :lol:

There is no more suitable vehicle for the job 😎

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm

We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Broccers » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:47 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Uber worked well this week there.

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Jobbo » Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:52 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Career change?

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Sundayjumper » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:53 am

Gavster had this taxi somewhere in Peru :shock:
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Re: Shite taxis

Post by mik » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:16 am

:lol: 8-)

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Post by JLv3.0 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:43 pm

Jobbo wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:52 pm
JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Career change?
Explain please?

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by NotoriousREV » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:00 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:43 pm
Jobbo wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:52 pm
JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Career change?
Explain please?
The joke is that your post could be taken to read that you have a Skoda Octavia and have taken up working as a taxi driver in Croatia, rather than you having hired a taxi in Croatia that was a Skoda Octavia.
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Post by JLv3.0 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:05 pm

Does 'we've got' not imply RENTED a car? Do people think they 'have' their taxis? I don't get it.

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Post by duncs500 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:31 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:05 pm
Does 'we've got' not imply RENTED a car? Do people think they 'have' their taxis? I don't get it.
:D I understood it as intended, it could possibly make sense if you wrote the post from the taxi in question though.

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Post by JLv3.0 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:26 pm

But I hadnt even taken a taxi. The confusion continues.

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Broccers » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:30 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:26 pm
But I hadnt even taken a taxi. The confusion continues.
Reply is in a shite taxi thread therefore 'weve got...' implies it's a taxi you're on about.

On the rented car in Croatia point Sixt tried to do me on our c3 (not a taxi) when I gave it back on Thursday.

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Simon » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:32 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:05 pm
Does 'we've got' not imply RENTED a car? Do people think they 'have' their taxis? I don't get it.
Fuck me James, has fatherhood broken your brain? :D :D
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Post by JLv3.0 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:39 pm

Obviously I'm messing here, dummy :D

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Post by NotoriousREV » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:38 pm

Obviously 😉
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by Jobbo » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:18 pm

Baby brain is a terrible thing, JL 😂

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:21 pm

Oh come on guys seriously, you really think my thinker is now that feeble? :lol:

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by evostick » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:15 pm

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:21 pm
Oh come on guys seriously, you really think my thinker is now that feeble? :lol:
I've noticed a change.

You used to espouse sensible fascistic type views about human type problems but since you've got new skin in the game, as it were, you've definitely regressed into a poofter like state a bit.

Or maybe the nazi you bunged one up now dictates opinion for you.

That would make sense.

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Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:26 pm

Little of column a, little of column b :lol:

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