Shite taxis

User avatar
ZedLeg
Posts: 2518
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:19 pm

Shite taxis

Post by ZedLeg »

Got picked up in a Ssangyong Rodius last night. The most uncomfortable car I’ve ever been in. Had a weirdly high flat floor and stupid tiny cabin chairs that only went half way up my back.

It was worse than the Mitsubishi Outlander hybrid which seemed to have zero suspension and the Passat CC which had zero headroom.

If I was in charge I’d mandate that they were only allowed to use sensible VAG cars for taxis.
An absolute unit

User avatar
Carlos
Posts: 885
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:38 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Carlos »

My wife gets very embarrassed with how excited I get over a Taxi ride in a Skoda Superb :lol:

There is no more suitable vehicle for the job 😎

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)

User avatar
Broccers
Posts: 2135
Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:37 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Broccers »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Uber worked well this week there.

User avatar
Jobbo
Posts: 3036
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:20 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Jobbo »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Career change?

User avatar
Sundayjumper
Posts: 1723
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:04 pm
Currently Driving: Touareg V10, BMW 318ti

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Sundayjumper »

Gavster had this taxi somewhere in Peru :shock:
Attachments
134322CE-71F5-4CB3-8ED1-0B0DF411B4B0.jpeg
134322CE-71F5-4CB3-8ED1-0B0DF411B4B0.jpeg (175.09 KiB) Viewed 980 times

User avatar
mik
Posts: 3914
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:15 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by mik »

:lol: 8-)

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

Jobbo wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:52 pm
JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Career change?
Explain please?

User avatar
NotoriousREV
Posts: 6436
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:14 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by NotoriousREV »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:43 pm
Jobbo wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:52 pm
JLv3.0 wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:25 pm
We've got a Skoda Octavia estate in Croatia right now - it's absolutely 100% fit for purpose 8-)
Career change?
Explain please?
The joke is that your post could be taken to read that you have a Skoda Octavia and have taken up working as a taxi driver in Croatia, rather than you having hired a taxi in Croatia that was a Skoda Octavia.
Middle-aged Dirtbag

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

Does 'we've got' not imply RENTED a car? Do people think they 'have' their taxis? I don't get it.

User avatar
duncs500
Posts: 1651
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:59 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by duncs500 »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:05 pm
Does 'we've got' not imply RENTED a car? Do people think they 'have' their taxis? I don't get it.
:D I understood it as intended, it could possibly make sense if you wrote the post from the taxi in question though.

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

But I hadnt even taken a taxi. The confusion continues.

User avatar
Broccers
Posts: 2135
Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:37 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Broccers »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:26 pm
But I hadnt even taken a taxi. The confusion continues.
Reply is in a shite taxi thread therefore 'weve got...' implies it's a taxi you're on about.

On the rented car in Croatia point Sixt tried to do me on our c3 (not a taxi) when I gave it back on Thursday.

User avatar
Simon
Posts: 2395
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:03 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Simon »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:05 pm
Does 'we've got' not imply RENTED a car? Do people think they 'have' their taxis? I don't get it.
Fuck me James, has fatherhood broken your brain? :D :D
The artist formerly known as _Who_

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

Obviously I'm messing here, dummy :D

User avatar
NotoriousREV
Posts: 6436
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:14 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by NotoriousREV »

Obviously 😉
Middle-aged Dirtbag

User avatar
Jobbo
Posts: 3036
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:20 pm

Re: Shite taxis

Post by Jobbo »

Baby brain is a terrible thing, JL 😂

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

Oh come on guys seriously, you really think my thinker is now that feeble? :lol:

User avatar
evostick
Posts: 675
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:26 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by evostick »

JLv3.0 wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:21 pm
Oh come on guys seriously, you really think my thinker is now that feeble? :lol:
I've noticed a change.

You used to espouse sensible fascistic type views about human type problems but since you've got new skin in the game, as it were, you've definitely regressed into a poofter like state a bit.

Or maybe the nazi you bunged one up now dictates opinion for you.

That would make sense.

User avatar
JLv3.0
Posts: 4784
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:42 am

Re: Shite taxis

Post by JLv3.0 »

Little of column a, little of column b :lol:

Post Reply