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Not a moan.

Anyone driven there recently from the East or South?

Was absolutely fucking noseybonkers.

The new roads are amazing. Can do a ton down em for miles.

I've missed flights before getting stuck in Glossop.

Anyway that and security are top notch.

Jetparks3 not so hot, avoid it. 30 mins to find a space.

3 quid to drop off your fam isn't so good either

Are you on coke today?

The pick up/drop off situation is a fucking shambles. Approaching from the West, if you’re after T3 they send you on a loop round the outside of the airport and back in along a road that means you can’t enter the Pick Up car park because of the angle of entry and you have to loop round a roundabout at at the end of the road and back up. Just follow the signs for T1 until you’re in the airport, then follow the signs for T3. Saves about 10 minutes of dicking about.

Rich B wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:52 pm Are you on coke today?

Yes Rich. I am.

Rev a northern thing I guess. I'm impressed.

manc airport is a fvcking shambles. I could rant all day about the long list of road related stupidity going on there

Broccers wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:48 pm

Rich B wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:52 pm Are you on coke today?

Yes Rich. I am.

Broccers is Michael Gove’s alter ego AICMFP

Broccers wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:27 pm noseybonkers.

Not even Urban Dictionary has an entry for this one.

Rich B wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:52 pm Are you on coke today?

Seeing which Broccers we get each day is a genuine attraction of this place.

Swervin_Mervin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:17 pm manc airport is a fvcking shambles. I could rant all day about the long list of road related stupidity going on there

They have completed the stretch we use. It's brilliant now. Usually horrendous.

Matty wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:23 pm

Broccers wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:27 pm noseybonkers.

Not even Urban Dictionary has an entry for this one.

Poor cunt's got dementia

It’s like when my wife has been working from home and hasn’t spoken to anyone all day. I walk through the door and she blurts our about 10 conversations in one!

so no-one has experienced these new roads.

Broccers wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:19 am so no-one has experienced these new roads.

We've had surfaced roads down south for years now mate.

As for noseybonkers seen this one where he plants Nosegays? https://youtu.be/87NHueHBHwY

Broccers wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:19 am so no-one has experienced these new roads.

The A555? Use it every day. It's great. Apart from...nope not getting into that rant.

Swervin_Mervin wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:31 am

Broccers wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:19 am so no-one has experienced these new roads.

The A555? Use it every day. It's great. Apart from...nope not getting into that rant.

Not having to go through Wilmslow is great for us. I suppose the disruption around and about is still real tho.

In rush hour it's still quicker to get to Macc via Wilmslow from the west side of S Manc. All thanks to what the airport gets up to. But they get away with. Council owned you see...

Broccers wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:23 am As for noseybonkers seen this one where he plants Nosegays? https://youtu.be/87NHueHBHwY

Loved that show. My first avatar was Jig.

Jobbo wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:59 pm

Broccers wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:23 am As for noseybonkers seen this one where he plants Nosegays? https://youtu.be/87NHueHBHwY

Loved that show. My first avatar was Jig.

I remember. Were you on drugs?