Rapeseed.
- NotoriousREV
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Hayfever is your body's response to male plants releasing their equivalent to sperm, so technically it's at least sexual assault on you by plants.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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When plants put their sex organs on show everyone thinks it’s pretty and take pictures yet when I do it I get an indecent exposure warning.
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I haven't had a sniff of hay fever yet this year and long may it continue. I may have just put the mockers on it though
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Those crying emojis - laughing, or streaming hay fever eyes?
I wonder if you can become un-allergic, and stop getting hay fever?
I never used to get it until maybe 5 years ago. Luckily, for me, it’s just a bit of sneezing and slightly itchy eyes.
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It would appear that one emoji is me laughing at my own stupidity and the other symbolises my recently itchy eyes.
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Just the one clip, it won't play it all;
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This afternoon I had the best sleep I've had for at least a month, the first time for a long time I've woken up feeling like I've actually had some rest and recuperation, and the first time for probably longer than that that breathing doesn't sound like work or sound like I'm gargling gravel. The calm and quiet is noticeable. It's such a stark difference I think I'm a bit shocked tbh, but then it's like Boxster sales since they went 4cyl... Of course, because there's a mental health tag attached to me none of this is really a physical thing, it's all 'psychosomatic'*.
* There is more to that but I've already gone on more than enough about me, and who gaf anyway?
I hope other people have had some respite.
* There is more to that but I've already gone on more than enough about me, and who gaf anyway?
I hope other people have had some respite.
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I say grow more more more!!!!
It’s a wonderful fuel for my Defender and looks rather lovely in the fields.
Dave!
It’s a wonderful fuel for my Defender and looks rather lovely in the fields.
Dave!
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Oi! Even if it irritates you you're probably not here enough for it to be an issue
It's not nice stuff; it emits a type of mustard gas
A bit of luck I got some good kip yesternoon, I got fook all through the night with the return of the 'stard cough.
It's not nice stuff; it emits a type of mustard gas
A bit of luck I got some good kip yesternoon, I got fook all through the night with the return of the 'stard cough.
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I was not hindered with a Darwinian of a nasal cavity so the more the merrier, survival of the fittest!!
Dave!
Dave!
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What Dave! is trying to say is that he loves being nose-fucked and inhaling all that plant jizz.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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I love seeing fields of rape. I also propose that we have more rape. I want to see rape everywhere.
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The f'cking stuff's back
It's a couple of fields away so I hadn't spotted it until today. That'll explain the headaches I've had this week. It's Friday 13th, knowing my luck the rapeseed'll probably trigger hay fever that'll aggravate asthma that'll make me succumb to the coronavirus. Oh bugger.
It's a couple of fields away so I hadn't spotted it until today. That'll explain the headaches I've had this week. It's Friday 13th, knowing my luck the rapeseed'll probably trigger hay fever that'll aggravate asthma that'll make me succumb to the coronavirus. Oh bugger.