Wildlife in the garden - sometimes not all it’s cracked up to be

JonMad · Post by **JonMad** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:04 am

All very pleasant but what the hell am I supposed to do with half a baby deer that some other animal has left on show in our garden?

Do I have to bury the damn thing? I don’t feel like I can bag it and put it in the wheelie bin. Well, not until the night before bin day anyway.

Picture omitted as it’s actually a bit grim.

Jobbo · Post by **Jobbo** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:11 am

Garden waste bin. Hide it under grass clippings - possibly not so easy in January.

jamcg · Post by **jamcg** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:13 am

JonMad wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:04 am All very pleasant but what the hell am I supposed to do with half a baby deer that some other animal has left on show in our garden?

Do I have to bury the damn thing? I don’t feel like I can bag it and put it in the wheelie bin. Well, not until the night before bin day anyway.

Picture omitted as it’s actually a bit grim.

Worth a phone call to local recycling centre? Or just bag it up and shot it in the non-recyclable skip?

JonMad · Post by **JonMad** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:15 am

Ah, we don’t have one of those. I take tree clippings to the local tip. It’s too busy to sneak in a dead body I think!

JonMad · Post by **JonMad** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:15 am

jamcg wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:13 am
JonMad wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:04 am All very pleasant but what the hell am I supposed to do with half a baby deer that some other animal has left on show in our garden?

Do I have to bury the damn thing? I don’t feel like I can bag it and put it in the wheelie bin. Well, not until the night before bin day anyway.

Picture omitted as it’s actually a bit grim.
Worth a phone call to local recycling centre? Or just bag it up and shot it in the non-recyclable skip?

Yep, might have to wait until bin day and bag it up.

NotoriousREV · Post by **NotoriousREV** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:44 am

D’oh, a deer?

Carlos · Post by **Carlos** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:09 am

Just lob it up the mountain or in the forest .

The badgers, foxes, cats etc will demolish it in a day.

The local wildlife could do with that as it's getting cold.

Zonda_ · Post by **Zonda_** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:16 am

Or just leave it, whatever brought it there will be back for it. I imagine it was a fox that got spooked and is waiting to come back under cover of darkness.

Simon · Post by **Simon** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:27 am

NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:44 am D’oh, a deer?

A female deer.

JonMad · Post by **JonMad** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:27 am

I've moved it out of sight so yeah, maybe it'll be all gone by the time it's bin day.

JonMad · Post by **JonMad** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:28 am

Simon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:27 am
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:44 am D’oh, a deer?
A female deer.

Not sure, its lower half is missing.

evostick · Post by **evostick** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:34 am

Zonda_ wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:16 am Or just leave it, whatever brought it there will be back for it. I imagine it was a fox that got spooked and is waiting to come back under cover of darkness.

I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

What if it's a migrant that was halfway through eating it and then got the urge to go off and rape something?. It might return under the cover of darkness and stab you.

I'd just dump it in a hedge somewhere.

Broccers · Post by **Broccers** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:11 pm

Needs pics.

Bag it, take to the dump.

IanF · Post by **IanF** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:43 pm

Leave it for a couple of days, if not gone then bag it and dump in nearby (non-dogging) woods..

nuttinnew · Post by **nuttinnew** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:09 am

mik · Post by **mik** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:15 am

Don’t make me do my deer joke.

Shlergen · Post by **Shlergen** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:24 am

Local takeaway will collect for sure.

Barry · Post by **Barry** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:47 am

Shlergen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:24 am Local takeaway will collect for sure.

I always thought that place was a bit deer.

Mito Man · Post by **Mito Man** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:32 am

Some people will do anything to make a buck...

evostick · Post by **evostick** » Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:19 am

Maybe it's a Stag Do prank that went too far?

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