People
- NotoriousREV
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Re: People
Today we're having a network issue. We've sent a message out to everyone telling them we're aware and what's affected and that we're fixing it.
Cue lots of people wandering over:
"I can't print"
"Did you see the message about network issues, that says printers are affected?"
"Yes"
And:
"Can anyone help me change the font in Word?"
"Everyone is busy fixing the network problems right now, someone will come and help you when we're free"
"But I need this NOW!"
And:
User who types with 1 finger and struggles with the coffee machine, who is currently struggling to make a phone call and looks like this may be the first time he's ever even seen a phone: "I don't know why we bought such a complicated system"
"We didn't, you just type the number on the keypad and press the picture of a green phone handset"
Cue lots of people wandering over:
"I can't print"
"Did you see the message about network issues, that says printers are affected?"
"Yes"
And:
"Can anyone help me change the font in Word?"
"Everyone is busy fixing the network problems right now, someone will come and help you when we're free"
"But I need this NOW!"
And:
User who types with 1 finger and struggles with the coffee machine, who is currently struggling to make a phone call and looks like this may be the first time he's ever even seen a phone: "I don't know why we bought such a complicated system"
"We didn't, you just type the number on the keypad and press the picture of a green phone handset"
Middle-aged Dirtbag
Re: People
My friend works for a rather large retail company and gets similar requests. Asked her how they hired people and she said management decided to save time by no longer conducting interviews and just going to the local Job Centre. Serves them fucking right!
How about not having a sig at all?
Re: People
What job do you do again? Apart from Parental Money Reduction Device?
- NotoriousREV
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Re: People
Scott might like to know that our network issue was caused by a firewall problem. We managed to do a production change in a few minutes
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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Drove all the way over to Oxford this evening to look at a litter of kittens. The woman on the phone sounded plausible...Litter from her own cat, carefully chosen sire, six kittens all well handled and used to kids/dogs.... the pics were very nice...
When I got there I was confronted by two hard-faced pikey slags who slammed a terrified looking moggie kitten (not as pictured) down on the kitchen counter.
I asked where the mother was they said.. 'just take it or leave it'....
I left it.
When I got there I was confronted by two hard-faced pikey slags who slammed a terrified looking moggie kitten (not as pictured) down on the kitchen counter.
I asked where the mother was they said.. 'just take it or leave it'....
I left it.
- DeskJockey
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..And please report it too.evostick wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:29 pm Drove all the way over to Oxford this evening to look at a litter of kittens. The woman on the phone sounded plausible...Litter from her own cat, carefully chosen sire, six kittens all well handled and used to kids/dogs.... the pics were very nice...
When I got there I was confronted by two hard-faced pikey slags who slammed a terrified looking moggie kitten (not as pictured) down on the kitchen counter.
I asked where the mother was they said.. 'just take it or leave it'....
I left it.
Poor kitten.
The artist formerly known as _Who_
Re: People
Insurance got back to me yesterday about the crash, got told to accept partial blame . Hate lying pricks.
M235i
- NotoriousREV
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Re: People
Dave is a very polite version of Zack de la Rocha.
- NotoriousREV
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- Swervin_Mervin
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Re: People
Did my SAC last night. There were lots of "people" in that.
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Atadmiffed Against The Machine
Re: People
A few million at a time, I'd imagine.Swervin_Mervin wrote: ↑Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:28 am Did my SAC last night. There were lots of "people" in that.
Get well soon.
- NotoriousREV
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Really Quite Peeved Against The Machine
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Flip off I won't do what you ask me.