People who don’t shower

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I would suggest that it's the initial contact of that hell-brew with one's tradesmen's entrance that is the most memorable.
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I apply 2 litres of Original Source Tea Tree & Mint Shower Gel to my balls a day.
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Is that combined with bleach?
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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:30 am I apply 2 litres of Original Source Tea Tree & Mint Shower Gel to my balls a day.
Full fat or semi-skimmed?
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240PP wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:36 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:30 am I apply 2 litres of Original Source Tea Tree & Mint Shower Gel to my balls a day.
Full fat or semi-skimmed?
My balls are full fat.
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JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:26 am I would suggest that it's the initial contact of that hell-brew with one's tradesmen's entrance that is the most memorable.
Hell yes.

That said, it smells nice so we continue to buy it. :lol:
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Now that's dedication.
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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:38 am
240PP wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:36 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:30 am I apply 2 litres of Original Source Tea Tree & Mint Shower Gel to my balls a day.
Full fat or semi-skimmed?
My balls are full fat.
8-)
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That’s put me right off my kitkat.
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I eat 349 Kitkats a day and consider it to be normal.
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JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:55 am I eat 349 Kitkats a day and consider it to be normal.
😂
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:lol: I need to stop reading some of these posts at work... just laughing at my desk
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Brannen wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:18 am :lol: I need to stop reading some of these posts at work... just laughing at my desk
Yes, likewise. Especially as the woman next to me just had a pop at some people for hanging around talking behind her desk and I just laughed at this :roll: .
We were talking about reviews of that original source product along with Nair or Veet (for scrotum hair removal) and sugar free golden bears at the weekend and that just made things worse.

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Jobbo wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:00 am
If you’re happy for your partner to put your penis in his or her mouth, you’ll want to keep it clean.
Indeed, they must have a clean mouth.
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The thing is, I know you shouldn't use a hair removal product on your crown jewels, but I never new about the Original Source thing until I used it. That was fun!
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Who says you can't use Veet on your private parts? Just don't leave it on for half an hour.

I bet you people respect those instructions on various things 'for external use only' too. Sheeple.
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Jobbo wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:03 pm Who says you can't use Veet on your private parts?
The label, for one!
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I think we have a new definition for YOLO and it’s even more extreme than leasing a 520d in doom blue :shock:
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Matty wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:10 pm On the subject of personal hygiene, add people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet - including the ones who come out of the cubicle. :roll:
I often won’t wash my hands if I’ve had a wee in a public bathroom

I know where my dick has been, but I have no idea what sort of monster has been touching the taps or soap dispensers
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Richard wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:22 pm
Matty wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:10 pm On the subject of personal hygiene, add people who don't wash their hands after using the toilet - including the ones who come out of the cubicle. :roll:
I often won’t wash my hands if I’ve had a wee in a public bathroom

I know where my dick has been, but I have no idea what sort of monster has been touching the taps or soap dispensers
You know that they use the door handle to leave the room, yeah? The one that you use to leave the room?
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