Milk Security

[Sundayjumper]

Some b*stard has put a lock on their milk. Do they expect me to drink my tea black ??

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[Jobbo]

You could use the out of date bottle to the right?

However, use cunning and skill. Start here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm9K6r ... igLoZOh6FQ

[GG.]

did someone go to the effort of drilling a hole through the end of that metal spoon...

[Simon]

That is genius.

Just cut the bottle off though, right?

[GG.]

I'd take more pleasure from the secret assassins method - empty the out of date milk, pierce a tiny invisible hole from a board pin in the bottom of the Waitrose one and drain the milk into the empty carton leaving the spoon-lock contraption intact. A perfect crime

[Mito Man]

Yep that has great potential for messing about with

[ZedLeg]

did someone go to the effort of drilling a hole through the end of that metal spoon...

Probably not

[mik]

Do this.

Replace with identical padlock.

<evil laugh>

[Jezh]

Put superglue in the lock and combo wheels. That'll learn them

[Mito Man]

Drain the milk and replace it with the soya milk for the ultimate troll.

[ZedLeg]

HOT TAKE

Soy milk is better than cows milk and oat milk is better than either.

[mik]

HOT TAKE

Soy milk is better than cows milk and oat milk is better than either.

Yeah. And replace the plastic carton with one made from (pre-cuddled) hemp:

[GG.]

HOT TAKE

Soy milk is better than cows milk and oat milk is better than either.

I can only presume you've been drinking bull's milk by mistake if you genuinely think that's the case.

Remember... If there's only one large, firm, teat - therein lies your clue.

[ZedLeg]

As reasonable and understated response as ever GG.

I've not had cows milk for years, it makes my missus sick and I didn't care enough to start buying separate milk for myself. Now I'd rather have oat milk than any animal milk.

I will concede that real dairy ice cream tastes better than any non dairy stuff but again I'm not fussed enough to ever buy any.

[GG.]

Can't you buy lactose free milk or is it something else in the milk that upsets her?

[ZedLeg]

You can but we prefer the non dairy, I’m not sure what’s so hard to grasp about that?

[Rich B]

You can but we prefer the non dairy, I’m not sure what’s so hard to grasp about that?

Your gf is sick with stuff she doesn’t “prefer”?

[GG.]

We seem to have gone from bull semen to bull shit

Does anyone really prefer the taste of dairy substitutes or is the reality is that people are just resigned to it.

You know what - fillet steak is pretty damn good but since going out with my vegan girlfriend, I've realised I really actually prefer griddled Quorn!

[Mito Man]

For what’s it’s worth I prefer cow milk but would happily drink bull semen over anything that comes from a goat.

[GG.]

Goats cheese is ok - the milk, not so much.

When I become benign overload, all non milk milks will have to be properly described. Emulsified blended oat water, for example.