effing bastard pheasants!
effing bastard pheasants!
Stupid fucking pheasant ran out in front of the car today and it has punched in my hockey stick DRL and broken the plastic black trim as well.
No doubt that will be an expensive thing to track down!
No doubt that will be an expensive thing to track down!
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
Did you at least get your own back by cooking it?
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
Two veggies in the house so no point! If I had realised the damage I would have gone back and kicked it fucking head in.
If it is just the outer trim needing replaced I have found a seller in Latvia at £35 so fingers crossed that is all it is. I will need to cobble something together or remove the LED strip though until then or it may fall out completely. Might call my local scrappie just in case
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
Right. That'll put you in a fowl mood.
@mik you've got impuntant work to do in this thread.
@mik you've got impuntant work to do in this thread.
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
I have paged him to join the game...DeskJockey wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:36 pm Right. That'll put you in a fowl mood.
@mik you've got impuntant work to do in this thread.
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sniff
Despite KILLERS like Gav, I am pleased to report that I have a new Pheasanty love - a boy this time - who is coming daily to the garden for a good scoff.
Despite KILLERS like Gav, I am pleased to report that I have a new Pheasanty love - a boy this time - who is coming daily to the garden for a good scoff.
Re: effing bastard pheasants!
My male pheasant demands to chomp on my nuts daily - if he is good he shall then receive my seed.
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
@mik I'm disappointed. I requested impuntant work, not innuendo and double entendre.
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
Well, the new trim is under £20 from Mercedes so that could have been worse. The light is mostly intact and the broken parts can be compound glued.
If it can be fitted through the wheel arch labour should be cheap but I am not attempting it with the wiring and sensors etc.
If it can be fitted through the wheel arch labour should be cheap but I am not attempting it with the wiring and sensors etc.
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
I would have thought that people would be flocking to this thread with bird puns.
If you get all wobbly-lipped about the opinion of Internet strangers, maybe it's time to take a bath with the toaster as you'll never amount to sh1t anyway.
Re: effing bastard pheasants!
Probably too much of a birden on their time, you know busy we all are round these parts.
Cheers,
Mike.
Mike.
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You are unlikely to hear a murmuration from many posters around these parts, hens I thought I'd show willing.
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I am game for a laugh but you fowl bunch are all cocks.
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
I am not sure people are pidgeon their puns at the right level.
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Re: effing bastard pheasants!
Indeed, some people are making right tits of themselves.
If you get all wobbly-lipped about the opinion of Internet strangers, maybe it's time to take a bath with the toaster as you'll never amount to sh1t anyway.
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Everyone is always eagle to write a pun or two, but take a deep breath, puff out, puffin, now swallow and don’t thrush it - this way, when you take your tern and put wren to paper, you are less likely to penguin it up. Damn.
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