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Jobbo wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:19 am
mik wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:03 am I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.
Mercun plumbing doesn't cope too well though; and the flush always seems really weak.

Rich, I put soft close toilet seats on each of the loos in our house. Now I often slam other people's loo seats down because I'm so used to them :lol:
ISTR that it is because of the water saving limitation to the tank size. Someone told me that they drive to Canada to buy toilets.
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Cistern capacities reduce every decade. Eventually we’ll be flushing with 300 ml :mrgreen:
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I overcame the small cistern by fitting a different flush mechanism and adjusted the water level as high as possible.

We had the same regret though, the Victorian type hung on the wall high up are the absolute best and if this dies again is what I’ll be fitting.

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V8Granite wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:56 pm I overcame the small cistern by fitting a different flush mechanism and adjusted the water level as high as possible.

We had the same regret though, the Victorian type hung on the wall high up are the absolute best and if this dies again is what I’ll be fitting.

Dave!
Totally with you on that - and one of those long chains to flush with - it gives a sense of occasion.
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This thread is definitely a new low for the forum :lol:
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ZedLeg wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:40 pm This thread is definitely a new low for the forum :lol:
Would it be fair to say, Zed, that you're not flush with enthusiasm for this thread?
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It’s definitely gone down the pan.
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This whole thread is full of shit. I think you're all taking the piss.
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Explosive Newt wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:36 pm
V8Granite wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:56 pm I overcame the small cistern by fitting a different flush mechanism and adjusted the water level as high as possible.

We had the same regret though, the Victorian type hung on the wall high up are the absolute best and if this dies again is what I’ll be fitting.

Dave!
Totally with you on that - and one of those long chains to flush with - it gives a sense of occasion.
Make sure it’s in a room that is about -5C to complete the experience.
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ZedLeg wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:40 pm This thread is definitely a new low for the forum :lol:
I thought it was pretty concisternt with our Ideal Standard.
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Marv wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:03 pm
ZedLeg wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:40 pm This thread is definitely a new low for the forum :lol:
I thought it was pretty concisternt with our Ideal Standard.
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ZedLeg wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:40 pm This thread is definitely a new low for the forum :lol:

If you don't like it you can always get on Armitage Shanks's pony.
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It's a whole different reason to be moaning.
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Mercun plumbing doesn't cope too well though

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There's a Mercun plumb in the White House currently and you're right, he's not coping well at all.
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Swervin_Mervin wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:37 am
Jobbo wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:19 am
mik wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:03 am I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.
Mercun plumbing doesn't cope too well though; and the flush always seems really weak.

Rich, I put soft close toilet seats on each of the loos in our house. Now I often slam other people's loo seats down because I'm so used to them :lol:
We have one with and one without - keeps everyone guessing, including us at times :lol:
We started like that when we bought this house and one loo had no seat at all. I quickly realised you have to go all in at home. But it doesn’t help your muscle memory when out 💩
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My soft close toilet seat no longer closes fully by itself, necessitating a further push near the end of its travel to close it fully :roll:
Actually it’s been like that for at least 2 years but it’s one of those things you never change till it breaks...
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It’s surprisingly difficult to get a toilet seat which perfectly fits the toilet, it’s a pain.

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V8Granite wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:19 pm It’s surprisingly difficult to get a toilet seat which perfectly fits the toilet, it’s a pain.

Dave!
Buy a new bog with matching seat. Piss easy. ;)
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Explosive Newt wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:57 am Is it just me, or are modern toilets getting smaller? To reduce the amount of water required per flush I guess? The missus had her bathroom done not long ago and the turd aperture is miniscule, a stark contrast to some of the high capacity crap hoppers in the older (1960s built) part of work. It's a false economy if you ask me, as I often end up flushing Mrs Newt's bog two or three times to clear persistent pebbledash that would have just gone into the water in a bigger loo.
The answer is yes. Old cisterns were 9 litres, modern ones are required by E.U legislation to be 6 litre maximum with a 4 litre half flush. The smaller aperture in the pan is designed to take advantage of the smaller volume- when they introduced 6 litre cisterns onto pans designed for 9 litres they didn’t flush anything away
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