People that offer water when you are choking

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mik
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People that offer water when you are choking

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I’ve just attempted to erroneously inhale <food or drink item> . My body is now attempting to eject it from my airway.

What solution is a glass of water intended to provide in this scenario? :?
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mik wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:35 pm I’ve just attempted to erroneously inhale <food or drink item> . My body is now attempting to eject it from my airway.

What solution is a glass of water intended to provide in this scenario? :?
Was it suggested by your wife? Mine does that.

I think it's an attempt to make you drown while you worry about choking
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Women are genuinely mental though. My wife will half empty a dishwasher FFS.
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But does she put cups and bowls in upright ?
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Guantanamo?
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Would she offer you a sandwich if you were drowning?
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I always get this question, asked repeatedly because I don't answer, because I'm a smidge busy trying not to choke to death.
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Anyone considered chewing their food before trying to swallow?
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Ain’t nobody got time fo’ that shit.
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mik wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 6:35 pm I’ve just attempted to erroneously inhale <food or drink item> . My body is now attempting to eject it from my airway.

What solution is a glass of water intended to provide in this scenario? :?
Says the guy who doesn't seem to understand the difference between breathing and swallowing....
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Rich B wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:32 pm Anyone considered chewing their food before trying to swallow?
What a great idea
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It’s because it helps, it’s just a blocked throat it’s not a bit of steak stuck in your lungs :lol:

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