Myself

[Swervin_Mervin]

Just fvcking scuffed my fvcking recently resprayed front fvcking bumper on a colleague's when pulling into my fvcking parking space. FFS. What a stupid fvcker.

[duncs500]

Bugger.

[NotoriousREV]

You monster!

[nuttinnew]

[PaulJ]

Just fvcking scuffed my fvcking recently resprayed front fvcking bumper on a colleague's when pulling into my fvcking parking space. FFS. What a stupid fvcker.

Don't think of it as your fault. The car may be a self-harmer.

[Swervin_Mervin]

[mik]

Hopefully a polish-out-er

[Swervin_Mervin]

Hopefully a polish-out-er

Unfortunately I fear not. Where the two wheelarches met is the worst. Hopefully with a machine buff though it will be an easy job for a mobile paint repair type.

[drcarlos]

Damn, just what you need after Christmas.

[duncs500]

Hopefully a polish-out-er

Unfortunately I fear not. Where the two wheelarches met is the worst. Hopefully with a machine buff though it will be an easy job for a mobile paint repair type.

How on earth did you manage that? Being a powerfully built company director must be stressful.

[Swervin_Mervin]

Normally I need to turn to the space, reverse and then straighten up. Narrow car park aisle means you can't swing in. However, colleague's car was parked much further back this morning and I thought I could do it in one.

Nope.

Think it's the first time I've scuffed a car since I was 18!

Probably because I'm not powerfully built

[Matty]

However, colleague's car was parked much further back this morning

Some people have no consideration for others.

[Broccers]

How annoying

[McSwede]

Wife leased Volvo goes back in 4 weeks and she's scraped it the other day in a multi storey car park That's £200 to shell out on top of a service

[Rich B]

They always wait until you’ve just had them resprayed... bastards.

[Orange Cola]

The important thing here is you haven’t been a cunt about it and fucked off without telling the other person, that deserves a pat on the back