REV’s B-I-L Boxing Day thread

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Carlos wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:55 pm Give the utilities company's and collection agencies his current address !
Can’t prove he was there. No tenancy agreement.
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NotoriousREV wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:22 pm
Carlos wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:55 pm Give the utilities company's and collection agencies his current address !
Can’t prove he was there. No tenancy agreement.
Balls :(
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I put this on the mother tbh, she's enabling this behaviour so why wouldn't he continue being a cvnt. He is a selfish cvnt all the same mind, I'm impressed you haven't called him out to his face yet.
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Barry wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:39 am I put this on the mother tbh, she's enabling this behaviour so why wouldn't he continue being a cvnt. He is a selfish cvnt all the same mind, I'm impressed you haven't called him out to his face yet.
We have. Other than Christmas, he hasn’t spoken to us for 18 months.
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NotoriousREV wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:33 am
Barry wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:39 am I put this on the mother tbh, she's enabling this behaviour so why wouldn't he continue being a cvnt. He is a selfish cvnt all the same mind, I'm impressed you haven't called him out to his face yet.
We have. Other than Christmas, he hasn’t spoken to us for 18 months.
I'd get involved and have a word with all the parties there to make sure there's no mistake about the message.
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I’m giving him the opportunity to agree to pay before I step in.
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I’d have grabbed him round the throat in public, told him very obviously he is stealing from an old lady and that if he contacts you or your family again you’ll kick ten tons of merry fuck out of him.

In public, preferably in front of any of his friends or pub lovies.

People like him need to have time alone hitting a tree while driving with no seatbelt.

Dave!
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Well I for one am overjoyed that this series has returned, especially in these uncertain times. Cheered me up no end. 5 stars.

P.S. What a massive cunt.
Cheers.

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Fucking leech.
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Yay, RETURN OF THE CUNT.

I suggest that you book a cottage in the north of scotsland for a week, get everyone involved together so that you can all reconcile your differences once and for all.

It'd be great.
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It is good to have a constant on life to cling to!
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evostick wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:24 pm Yay, RETURN OF THE CUNT.

I suggest that you book a cottage in the north of scotsland for a week, get everyone involved together so that you can all reconcile your differences once and for all.

It'd be great.
Failing that, build a wicker man.
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Jimmy Choo wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:57 am
evostick wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:24 pm Yay, RETURN OF THE CUNT.

I suggest that you book a cottage in the north of scotsland for a week, get everyone involved together so that you can all reconcile your differences once and for all.

It'd be great.
Failing that, build a wicker man.
Nah, just hire somewhere in the highlands surrounded by peatland.

It's a pain to dig, but that means no other fucker will dig it up after.
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He wasn't adopted was he, Dave? I mean clearly you've married somebody level-headed and decent, so either he's got the genes off his father which in in itself would be bad enough or he's the result of somebody else's ill-advised outpourings...
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ShockDiamonds wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:25 pm clearly you've married somebody level-headed and decent
Not so fast - she married Rev after all, didn't she... :lol:
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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ShockDiamonds wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:25 pm I mean clearly you've married somebody level-headed and decent
Steady on. She's Welsh. :lol:
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Current status:

“That can’t possibly be right”

Aye well, maybe you should have done the meter readings yourself and got in touch with the electricity/gas company when you moved in and out and then you’d know for sure, wouldn’t you?

Luckily, the meters were read by the provider just either side of him being in there, coincidentally. To be fair to the M-I-L, she’s told him if he can provide proof of the meter readings, she’ll happily use those, otherwise pay up. He’s not happy.
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Sounds like the M.I.L is starting to maybe grow a pair. Good.
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ShockDiamonds wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:37 pm Sounds like the M.I.L is starting to maybe grow a pair. Good.
Well, he’s got the perfect excuse now. He’s self-employed hiring out PAs and marquees to pubs, clubs etc for gigs and parties. That’s fucked.
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