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My thigh muscle has decided it doesn’t like me very much and has gone into spasm. I’m on 3 types of pain killer/muscle relaxants and I still can’t walk, or move without excruciating pain. Might hacksaw the cunt off.
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To make a positive out of a negative, maybe a charity auction for someone to hacksaw your leg off?
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I was going to donate it to the local kebab shop.
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Genital mutilation is unlikely to help your leg mate.
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mik wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:12 pm Genital mutilation is unlikely to help your leg mate.
It’ll take my mind off it.
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NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:44 pm I was going to donate it to the local kebab shop.
Possibly better quality meat than they're used to.
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DeskJockey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:36 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:44 pm I was going to donate it to the local kebab shop.
Possibly better quality meat than they're used to.
Yeah, I was going to say, knowing where it's come from means they'd almost certainly turn it down.

Just donate it anonymously....now we're talking!
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Been lifting 22 pounders for weeks. My biceps are coming along nicely, thank you.
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I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
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IT’S A MIRACLE!

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NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm I can now wank again, thanks for asking.
No-one asked.
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NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Good. Get me a beer.
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ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:47 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Good. Get me a beer.
Not a fucking chance.
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NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:48 pm
ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:47 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Good. Get me a beer.
Not a fucking chance.
Scotch?
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ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:53 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:48 pm
ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:47 pm

Good. Get me a beer.
Not a fucking chance.
Scotch?
Yes please, just 1 cube of ice, thanks.
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Ice in whisky. The shame :(
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Mito Man wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:41 pm Ice in whisky. The shame :(
F***s sake. First I find myself buying a bloody silica gel bag after your recommendation, and successfully keeping the car dehumidified, and now I'm forced to agree with you on whisky drinking?!
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Addition of a small amount of water is acceptable (and scientifically proven to heighten taste). Making it cold is DIR - sorry Swerve ;)
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Just let me enjoy my Teachers, for fucks sake.
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GG. wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:57 pm Addition of a small amount of water is acceptable (and scientifically proven to heighten taste). Making it cold is DIR - sorry Swerve ;)
Depends on the strength. I will admit to addimg a couple of drops of water to one we had that was over 60%. But it's not about making it cold - coldness generally tightens up the flavour profile of any drink or food ;)
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