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Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:37 am
by RobYob
It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:59 am
by mik
1-4 are true.

5 is bollocks.

Some might argue it has lost a little funky outside.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:01 am
by Simon
Clickbait.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:35 am
by RobYob
mik wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:59 am Some might argue it has lost a little funky outside.
NEW! Nissan Juke! 23% Less Exterior Spaff!

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:50 am
by Rich B
A photo of this new horror might have been nice in the thread, I’m not googling it.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:51 am
by Jobbo
I think it's uglier.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am
by RobYob
Jobbo wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:51 am I think it's uglier.
Come now Sir! That is a quite extraordinary aesthetic conclusion!

You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:05 am
by Jobbo
Yes, I think frogs are quite cute.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am
by Rich B
Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:08 am
by Jobbo
It's the generic Nissan front end from the Qashqai with some big circular lights stuck on. At least the first Juke was original, this will age very quickly.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:10 am
by NotoriousREV
Rich B wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
I'm disappointed in you.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am
by NotoriousREV
RobYob wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
Wow. So racist.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:14 am
by DeskJockey
Not exactly a looker, but a marginal improvement I think.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:24 am
by RobYob
NotoriousREV wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am
RobYob wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
Wow. So racist.
WTF I never wear lace.

Outside. ;)

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:23 am
by Gavin
Rich B wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
You might have stuck a picture up to save the rest of us from googling! :lol:

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:41 am
by Mito Man
Well at least this new one isn’t offensive, the old one always makes me pause and look to see the type of person who makes the decision driving such a hideous looking thing.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:06 pm
by Simon
DeskJockey wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:14 am Not exactly a looker, but a marginal improvement I think.
This.

The main improvement seems to be on the inside. The old one was a right plasticy mess. Looks like it's improved a lot in that area.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:42 pm
by GG.
This reminds me of the update to the Fiat multipla. Less horrific but the horror at least made it amusing - now its just merely ugly.

Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:46 pm
by jamcg
“Can I copy your homework?”
“Yeah, just change it a bit so it’s not too obvious”


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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:52 pm
by McSwede
I'm sorry, but who WGAF??? 🤣🤣