Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

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Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by RobYob » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:37 am

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

It's not quite as ugly as the old one.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by mik » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:59 am

1-4 are true.

5 is bollocks.

Some might argue it has lost a little funky outside.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Simon » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:01 am

Clickbait.
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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by RobYob » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:35 am

mik wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:59 am
Some might argue it has lost a little funky outside.
NEW! Nissan Juke! 23% Less Exterior Spaff!

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Rich B » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:50 am

A photo of this new horror might have been nice in the thread, I’m not googling it.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Jobbo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:51 am

I think it's uglier.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by RobYob » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am

Jobbo wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:51 am
I think it's uglier.
Come now Sir! That is a quite extraordinary aesthetic conclusion!

You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Jobbo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:05 am

Yes, I think frogs are quite cute.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Rich B » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am

Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Jobbo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:08 am

It's the generic Nissan front end from the Qashqai with some big circular lights stuck on. At least the first Juke was original, this will age very quickly.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by NotoriousREV » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:10 am

Rich B wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am
Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
I'm disappointed in you.
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by NotoriousREV » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am

RobYob wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am
You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
Wow. So racist.
Mo’ money, mo’ tard.

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by DeskJockey » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:14 am

Not exactly a looker, but a marginal improvement I think.
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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by RobYob » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:24 am

NotoriousREV wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 am
RobYob wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:55 am
You prefer bug-eye to squint-eye?
Wow. So racist.
WTF I never wear lace.

Outside. ;)

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Gavin » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:23 am

Rich B wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:06 am
Ok, I googled. It’s far better looking that the old mess.
You might have stuck a picture up to save the rest of us from googling! :lol:

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Mito Man » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:41 am

Well at least this new one isn’t offensive, the old one always makes me pause and look to see the type of person who makes the decision driving such a hideous looking thing.
How about not having a sig at all?

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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by Simon » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:06 pm

DeskJockey wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:14 am
Not exactly a looker, but a marginal improvement I think.
This.

The main improvement seems to be on the inside. The old one was a right plasticy mess. Looks like it's improved a lot in that area.
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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by GG. » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:42 pm

This reminds me of the update to the Fiat multipla. Less horrific but the horror at least made it amusing - now its just merely ugly.
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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by jamcg » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:46 pm

“Can I copy your homework?”
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Re: Five facts about the new Nissan Juke! The 3rd one you won't believe!

Post by McSwede » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:52 pm

I'm sorry, but who WGAF??? 🤣🤣

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