If you could have a circuit race car, but only one....

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As others have said, I'd like most of the stuff that's been posted but I don't have the ability to scratch the surface. The most extreme track car I've driven was BookaTracks Caterham Superlight so I'll have one of them!
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Worst answer yet!
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Well if we’re being that imaginative I might just have a M2 competition on slick tyres. #YOLO.
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What a superb lap / bit of footage 8-)
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Rich B wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm Worst answer yet!
'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
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Anyone seen the latest video from Lord M at Goodwood. Those 917s are absolute monsters!
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What circuit we talking about?

I'd imagine I'd need different tools for different jobs - Llandow Vs Spa for example...
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JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am
Rich B wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm Worst answer yet!
'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
it’s worse than that though - it’s more:

Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. I did enjoy that night with the ugly bird from the car phone warehouse though so I’ll have her again.
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Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am
Rich B wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:05 pm Worst answer yet!
'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
it’s worse than that though - it’s more:

Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. I did enjoy that night with the ugly bird from the car phone warehouse though so I’ll have her again.
But Becky from Carphone Warehouse could be a bit of a filthy one, I’d guess most supermodels are chomping on celery as they mainline Marlboros.

Would you be able to pick the supermodel or carphone warehouse person ?

This needs deep thought.

Dave!
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V8Granite wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:35 am
Rich B wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 am
JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 am

'Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. That lass from Carphone Warehouse will do'.

🤦‍♀️
it’s worse than that though - it’s more:

Oh no supermodels for me as I'm not very good at sex. I did enjoy that night with the ugly bird from the car phone warehouse though so I’ll have her again.
But Becky from Carphone Warehouse could be a bit of a filthy one, I’d guess most supermodels are chomping on celery as they mainline Marlboros.

Would you be able to pick the supermodel or carphone warehouse person ?

This needs deep thought.

Dave!
You can choose ANYONE. You want filthy - there’s some good hidden footage on the internet of pretty girls doing all sorts of filthy acts if you want to go that way.
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Well this changes things completely!,

I’ll take Alessandra Ambrosio covered in Ambrosia driving a 405 t-16 with Aha Take on me on the cassette player.

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duncs500 wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:45 am Anyone seen the latest video from Lord M at Goodwood. Those 917s are absolute monsters!
Yep - 917 Langheck for me. Which livery though - that's the toughest question!
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Something that matches my skill level on track:

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Bugatti type 32 with all the prerequisite safety equipment:


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Is this for trackdays or to actually race? That changes everything.
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I should have highlighted that this wasnt a legally binding offer I was making, so for clarity : I had in mind that I would own said vehicle and rent the track of my choosing for playtime, with a full support crew naturally. I imagined that all tracks would be available to me, and whilst not actually racing, I may invite some mates with similar cars so I could prove I was a better driver than them.

Your imaginary imaginary and hypothetical purchase may allow a different paradigm, including actual racing as a RACING DRIVER, driving at circuits that I had not considered, supermodels and Donna from CPW as you desire. The only restriction is that this pointless thread is for circuit racing cars (Bears please take note).
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Wilspeed wrote: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:03 am Image
They make a wonderful noise.

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