Why I won’t be buying an EV anytime soon...

[Jimmy Choo]

It starts off with coming round for a cup of tea, then dinner, then they’re shitting in your toilet, using your electricity, fucking your wife

Are you saying that Electric vehicles are a gateway to swinging?

[DeskJockey]

It starts off with coming round for a cup of tea, then dinner, then they’re shitting in your toilet, using your electricity, fucking your wife

Are you saying that Electric vehicles are a gateway to swinging?

Whatever gets you charged up...

[mik]

Puts the spark back in your relationship.

Remind me Jimmy - are you still looking for a heterosexual partner, or now ohmosexual?

[DeskJockey]

Set the codes on the Zappi, so you can't just plug in and charge.

[DeskJockey]

Puts the spark back in your relationship.

Remind me Jimmy - are you still looking for a heterosexual partner, or now ohmosexual?

You might meet some resistance to such a forthright question, he'll probably re-fuse to answer.

[mik]

Puts the spark back in your relationship.

Remind me Jimmy - are you still looking for a heterosexual partner, or now ohmosexual?

You might meet some resistance to such a forthright question, he'll probably re-fuse to answer.

Sexuality and identity are of course questions that are highly current. I don’t mean to be short - I don’t sense any reluctance from Jimmy to such questions. Hopefully he won’t tell us both to get to flux.

Does anyone on here have a transsister?

[DeskJockey]

Puts the spark back in your relationship.

Remind me Jimmy - are you still looking for a heterosexual partner, or now ohmosexual?

You might meet some resistance to such a forthright question, he'll probably re-fuse to answer.

Sexuality and identity are of course questions that are highly current. I don’t mean to be short - I don’t sense any reluctance from Jimmy to such questions. Hopefully he won’t tell us both to get to flux.

Does anyone on here have a transsister?

Excellent work!

[Mito Man]

Voltswagen - the car for the ohmosexuals among us.

[Jimmy Choo]

You might meet some resistance to such a forthright question, he'll probably re-fuse to answer.

Sexuality and identity are of course questions that are highly current. I don’t mean to be short - I don’t sense any reluctance from Jimmy to such questions. Hopefully he won’t tell us both to get to flux.

Does anyone on here have a transsister?

Excellent work!

Bravo!

[PaulJ]

Voltswagen - the car for the ohmosexuals among us.

Each to their Ohm, but currently the concept reVolts me!

[PaulJ]

Voltswagen - the car for the ohmosexuals among us.

Each to their Ohm, but Currently the concept reVolts me!

[mik]

One of the guys on the E-Tron forum sent me a 60-100 vid he took tonight at an airfield training session down south. He doesn’t have a tube account so asked me to upload it.

A “55” spec car same as mrs mik’s. He had it on cruise at 60 before stomping it. I make it 7.05secs - quick enough for a 2.5tonne SUV. As a reference point - Tim’s V10 S6 did 7.0.

This blokes car also has the virtual mirrors - I mentioned before how quiet these cars are at speed - you’ll notice the tyre roar and wind noise don’t really get much louder as the speed piles on.

He needs to clean his instruments though - mucky buggar.

[DeskJockey]

Rather undramatic, isn't it?

[mik]

Yes. Very.

[Rich B]

RS6 or S6?

[mik]

Good point - S6. Corrected.

[Simon]

One of the guys on the E-Tron forum sent me a 60-100 vid he took tonight at an airfield training session down south. He doesn’t have a tube account so asked me to upload it.

A “55” spec car same as mrs mik’s. He had it on cruise at 60 before stomping it. I make it 7.05secs - quick enough for a 2.5tonne SUV. As a reference point - Tim’s V10 S6 did 7.0.

This blokes car also has the virtual mirrors - I mentioned before how quiet these cars are at speed - you’ll notice the tyre roar and wind noise don’t really get much louder as the speed piles on.

He needs to clean his instruments though - mucky buggar.

There's quite a few lamp-posts and other roadside furniture being reflected off that binnacle at that 'airfield' eh?

[mik]

I asked him about that - they apparently had some film props set up as one of the airfield exercises involved a road simulation. I don’t know details.

[Simon]

Ah, gotchya.

[speedingfine]

I asked him about that - they apparently had some film props set up as one of the airfield exercises involved a road simulation. I don’t know details.