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That bloody Aspie is back in now. Let's see how many 100s he scores this time.

Get him out within the next hour and it gets very interesting!

Speaking of aspie, I just replied to a facebook post (fair few rums in)

If you met Steve Smith in a pub , would you
Snub him
Punch him
Or buy him a beer and have a chat .

Steve Smith, in a pub?
Yeah, nah.
He's far too far along the spectrum to be in a pub with other people

Dave - PLEASE tell me you don't 'yih yih, nah mate, yih nah' like those fucking idiots you share a country with

Aussies are sound but that nasal 'yih nah' shit makes me want to hack their faces off.

To clarify how retarded it is, it's like me going 'yes, no no, yes no'. Do you see?

Of course not!
Unless I'm taking the piss, or I need to be understood by the natives in a hurry

You may proceed

unzippy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:03 pm Of course not!
Unless I'm taking the piss, or I need to be understood by the natives in a hurry

So: Yeah, Nah?

Or more formally: Nah nah, yeah, nah.

Perfectly clear to me.

Still better expression than "Feeling Poorly" You're fuckin' sick. Sayit! Not paaaawly but SICK!

Oh it's clear. It's just FUCKING ANNOYING. Especially when they really get into it and it feels like it's never going to end.

Nah, yeah yeah, nah fuck nah fuck.

No, yes yes, no fuck no fuck.

See?

Double positive and a triple reinforced negative all clear to me.

Steve Smith is brilliant, but he also seems to be a lucky cunt. I've watched most of his innings today and he's definitely got away with a few.

Jimmy Anderson's injury is the difference between winning and losing this Ashes IMO.

I'm not so sure. I don't think even Anderson would be up to the challenge of Smith. It's such a fkn shame we don't get the chance to find out, mind.

I'm slightly apprehensive that the poms might pull off an utter BS rescue mission again.

RobYob wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:41 pm I'm slightly apprehensive that the poms might pull off an utter BS rescue mission again.

I don't think so this time. I hate to go all Dad's Army but we're doomed!

duncs500 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:48 pm Jimmy Anderson's injury is the difference between winning and losing this Ashes IMO.

Yeah, nah.

Our batting isn't good enough.

This is brilliant theatre...

Will they even bother running...

That's that then.

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Best team won, as best teams normally do