Bye Bye Boris!

[Swervin_Mervin]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

[DeskJockey]

Pooh always speaks the truth.

[dinny_g]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

Ooo get you with your fancypants “Reclining” chairs.

Bet you had cushions too, didn’t you???

[Swervin_Mervin]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

Ooo get you with your fancypants “Reclining” chairs.

Bet you had cushions too, didn’t you???

Hell yes. It was almost a shame buying a proper sofa :

[dinny_g]

Snowflakes will never know...

[drcarlos]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

Aye, 20 year old sofa (gifted), a minging cooker (we got them to leave behind) and very little furniture.

[RobYob]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

Aye, 20 year old sofa (gifted), a minging cooker (we got them to leave behind) and very little furniture.

Gifted? You were lucky, we roamed the streets on hard rubbish night and took one from the curb that wasn't excessively spider infested.

[mik]

/MontyPython

[Gavin]

I am seeing a lot of support for independence from former "better together" supporters. It is hard to look at Boris and his cabinet and not want to run away very fast indeed. What a shower of self serving shitehawks.

[Rich B]

Any better/worse than the last bunch?

[Mito Man]

Well he’s pledged to recruit 20,000 Police which automatically makes him more productive than what his predecessor did
Let’s hope they don’t all end up becoming traffic police.

[Rich B]

Well he’s pledged to recruit 20,000 Police which automatically makes him more productive than what his predecessor did
Let’s hope they don’t all end up becoming traffic police.

Using Diane Abbott’s figures, that’ll only cost £600k!

[Beany]

Well he’s pledged to recruit 20,000 Police which automatically makes him more productive than what his predecessor did
Let’s hope they don’t all end up becoming traffic police.

Pff, they don't have the cars for that....or the radios....or the police stations....

But I'm sure this is fully costed, like, and not just a populist kneejerk.

[Gavin]

Would that be the 20,000 the Tory government axed over the last decade then? Also who would believe any pledge coming out of him?

[Swervin_Mervin]

Would that be the 20,000 the Tory government axed over the last decade then? Also who would believe any pledge coming out of him?

Why would you believe any pledge coming from any minister in the last 20yrs?

[Richard]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

We sat on camping chairs and slept on an air bed

We didn’t want to order furniture until we had moved in as there were so many last minute delays. We learned then that basically all Sodas you buy a made to order...

[JLv3.0]

We learned then that basically all Sodas you buy a made to order...

Eh?

[Richard]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

We sat on camping chairs and slept on an air bed

We didn’t want to order furniture until we had moved in as there were so many last minute delays. We learned then that basically all *sofas* you buy a made to order...

Edited and highlighted my fat fingered typo

[Gavin]

We learned then that basically all Sodas you buy a made to order...

Eh?

Maybe he mistyped couch?

[Rich B]

My other half spent the first 6 months of homeownership with a concrete floor in the living room while they saved for carpet.

They sat on plastic garden chairs.

It’s what you did

Reclining garden chairs (borrowed) when we moved into our 1st place.

We sat on camping chairs and slept on an air bed

We didn’t want to order furniture until we had moved in as there were so many last minute delays. We learned then that basically all Sodas you buy a made to order...

I’m not sure you really got the point of this little chain of posts!!

I didn’t even place the order for my Rolls Royce until they’d finished tiling the garage floor...