Bye Bye Boris!

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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:15 pm Off you pop.

I love it when dickheads try to use “well informed” as an insult :lol:
You're a real charmer.
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Labour will end austerity in 100 days, then after a few years we’ll end up with the start of a century of austerity :lol:
That said America just keep printing money with negligible consequences 🤔
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Simon wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:31 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:15 pm Off you pop.

I love it when dickheads try to use “well informed” as an insult :lol:
You're a real charmer.
I thought you had a baby to look after? Or is this suddenly more important?
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He's doing better just at this very moment, thank god. Sleeping next to me and his Mum. I suspect the fun will start when we try to move him to his crib.
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Simon wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:35 pm He's doing better just at this very moment, thank god. Sleeping next to me and his Mum. I suspect the fun will start when we try to move him to his crib.
If you haven’t already tried them, Colief drops are life savers. You twat.
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NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:41 pm
Simon wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:35 pm He's doing better just at this very moment, thank god. Sleeping next to me and his Mum. I suspect the fun will start when we try to move him to his crib.
If you haven’t already tried them, Colief drops are life savers. You twat.
Thank you for the recommendation knob head. We're maxing him out on Infacol before feeds, then Colic Calm when the crying starts every evening (3 doses 30 minutes apart). A warm bath can help too, as does the leg 'bicycle' exercises.

Sometimes it's so bad though that all we can do is hold and soothe him. Poor little mite.

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I remember it all too well. Kids are such cunts.
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🙁 horrible isn’t it. They do grow out of it eventually (and you also forget just how bad the sleep depravation was).
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Dr Brown anti colic bottles sorted Mini-Dinny’s colic.

I know they don’t work for every baby but we’re a fucking miracle for us...
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dinny_g wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:59 pm Dr Brown anti colic bottles sorted Mini-Dinny’s colic.

I know they don’t work for every baby but we’re a fucking miracle for us...
We used these and they definitely appeared to help even though I can’t figure out how and I’m sure they’re a placebo somehow.
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You're all destroying the environment, and I, childless, and the clear moral centre of this forum.

You bunch of cunts.
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I think the air intake under the cap stops a “vacuum’ building up as they suck in the teat, so they don’t end up gulping and ‘eating’ air.

Or some such
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dinny_g wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:09 pm I think the air intake under the cap stops a “vacuum’ building up as they suck in the teat, so they don’t end up gulping and ‘eating’ air.

Or some such
It’s voodoo.
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:lol:
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I'm not sure if you'd be better off voting for the man who hid in a walk in fridge to avoid speaking to a morning TV shows interviewer after his security guy swore on national TV, or a man dressed up with a bin on his head.

Try to work out which one is the parody candidate.

Christ alive, it's like we've entered the universe of The Thick Of It.
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Do you think the moment Raab loses his seat is going to be more pleasing than when Portillo lost his?

Frankly that’s the only election outcome I’m really hoping for.
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Jobbo wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:34 am Do you think the moment Raab loses his seat is going to be more pleasing than when Portillo lost his?

Frankly that’s the only election outcome I’m really hoping for.
I’m hoping for this and a side dish of IDS being dumped.
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TBH I just want to skip forward 50 years and see what history has to say about the last 5 years :lol:.

I want to know if anyone will be able to make sense of it with a bit of distance.

That's assuming it's not still ongoing in 50 years of course.
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Just saw the video of Boris’s press guy telling a reporter to fuck off live on GMB. Great entertainment.
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'For fucks sake' not the same as 'fuck off' - just saying.
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