Anyone been to Iceland?

[mik]

Looking for some frozen garlic squeezy cheesy peas.

Do they do them?

[Rich B]

Your mum

[mik]

Yo momma's so fat...... her belt size is Equator.

[Gavin]

Only Mums go..... oh wait!

[dinny_g]

Yo mama’s so fat... that Richard Branson’s currently circumnavigating her in a balloon...

[NotoriousREV]

Your mum’s so fat that when I swerved to miss her in my car, I ran out of petrol.

[Jimmy Choo]

Your mum is so fat that she has a high chance of getting type two diabetes and her sedentary lifestyle is negativity affecting her life expectancy.

You should probably stage an intervention.

[NotoriousREV]

Your mum’s so ugly that when she looked out of the window she got arrested for mooning.

[scotta]

[jamcg]

Your mam’s so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed an entire series boxset

[mik]

Yo momma's so short, she had to go up on your dad. And the rest of the football team.

[GG.]

Yo momma so fat, her boyfriend burnt his ass on the lightbulb.

[jamcg]