Anyone been to Iceland?
Anyone been to Iceland?
Looking for some frozen garlic squeezy cheesy peas.
Do they do them?
Do they do them?
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Your mum
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Yo momma's so fat...... her belt size is Equator.
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Only Mums go..... oh wait!
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Yo mama’s so fat... that Richard Branson’s currently circumnavigating her in a balloon...
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Your mum’s so fat that when I swerved to miss her in my car, I ran out of petrol.
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Your mum is so fat that she has a high chance of getting type two diabetes and her sedentary lifestyle is negativity affecting her life expectancy.
You should probably stage an intervention.
You should probably stage an intervention.
Banal Vapid Platitudes
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Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Your mum’s so ugly that when she looked out of the window she got arrested for mooning.
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Your mam’s so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed an entire series boxset
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Yo momma's so short, she had to go up on your dad. And the rest of the football team.
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Yo momma so fat, her boyfriend burnt his ass on the lightbulb.