The ebay thread

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nuttinnew wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:29 pm How bad could it be?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-P ... 7675.l2557
Always winds me up when sellers describe a car as "very clean". What, so you washed it so that cancels out the dents, scratches and rust?
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Clean usually refers to condition as well as meaning not dirty.
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integrale_evo wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:39 am Clean usually refers to condition as well as meaning not dirty.
I know but the point is that clean is not a term you can use to describe an items condition.
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Zonda_ wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:11 am
integrale_evo wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:39 am Clean usually refers to condition as well as meaning not dirty.
I know but the point is that clean is not a term you can use to describe an items condition.
And yet people have used it to describe condition since forever...
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NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:19 am
Zonda_ wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:11 am
integrale_evo wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:39 am Clean usually refers to condition as well as meaning not dirty.
I know but the point is that clean is not a term you can use to describe an items condition.
And yet people have used it to describe condition since forever...
Doesn’t mean it’s correct. How many people say Specifically as pacifically...
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Zonda_ wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:21 am
NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:19 am
Zonda_ wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:11 am

I know but the point is that clean is not a term you can use to describe an items condition.
And yet people have used it to describe condition since forever...
Doesn’t mean it’s correct. How many people say Specifically as pacifically...
Mispronouncing a word isn’t the same a using as word to mean something other than its original use. Language changes all the time. The dictionary reflects actual usage, it doesn’t proscribe it.
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Never heard of a clean fight or describing their license as being clean? It doesn't meant they've given their photocard a wash 😂
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Just another sheepskin coat phrase - it’s not as though you’d ever believe a word of what is said in a used car advert anyway!
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Local shitheap dealer has a massive sign on their forecourt - “cars bought for cash”.
What a relief, at least it’s not peanuts.
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I nearly like this;

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-v5 ... 0012.m1985

Less wordy stickerage would help.
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nuttinnew wrote: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:27 pm I nearly like this;

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-beetle-v5 ... 0012.m1985

Less wordy stickerage would help.
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Stolen off twitter via Chris Harris, the description is erm..... interesting

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified ... 1196331398
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jamcg wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:29 pm Stolen off twitter via Chris Harris, the description is erm..... interesting

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified ... 1196331398
well I’m sold!

3.9 second 0-60 too, what a feisty filly she is!
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I wonder how much performance it’s lost as the cats are full of spunk 🤮
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'Amicable divorce'.
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nuttinnew wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 5:11 pm 'Amicable divorce'.
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You seem to be searching for Beetles....?!
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