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The Great Marmite Drought Of 2021
- DeskJockey
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Took me fucking ages after I moved here to get my head round the fact that we have Marmite (which isn't Marmite in the UK sense) Vegemite which is similar but tastes different and Mymate (which is Marmite in the UK sense). Both Marmite and Vegemite have notably thicker consistencies than Mymate / Marmite.
Marmite (NZ) is the correct answer.
Marmite (NZ) is the correct answer.
Re: The Great Marmite Drought Of 2021
The title of the thread is actually the correct answer. Long May the drought continue. Marmite can fuck off and stay fucked off forever
Re: The Great Marmite Drought Of 2021
Marmite has served tirelessly for decades, and attracts huge tourisms.
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Yeast extractiown3d.
- DeskJockey
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I suspect it looks like something you'd see in a clogged soil pipe.
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Re: The Great Marmite Drought Of 2021
And the blockage would probably taste better too!DeskJockey wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 9:47 pmI suspect it looks like something you'd see in a clogged soil pipe.
- Jimmy Choo
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I have just had Marmite on toast for lunch. It was very nice.
The rest of you must be doing it wrong.
The rest of you must be doing it wrong.
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Does that include mik having it with porridge?
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This is the correct procedure for marmite on toastJimmy Choo wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 1:15 pm I have just had Marmite on toast for lunch. It was very nice.
The rest of you must be doing it wrong.
Toast bread
Spread marmite on it
Throw it in the bin
Throw the marmite in the bin
- Jimmy Choo
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Re: The Great Marmite Drought Of 2021
Absolutely. You can't spread it on top of the porridge.
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- Jimmy Choo
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You're absolutely doing it wrong. Where's the butter? WHERE!!!jamcg wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 4:36 pmThis is the correct procedure for marmite on toastJimmy Choo wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 1:15 pm I have just had Marmite on toast for lunch. It was very nice.
The rest of you must be doing it wrong.
Toast bread
Spread marmite on it
Throw it in the bin
Throw the marmite in the bin
You clearly can't be trusted with anything as sharp as a butter knife. I wouldn't be surprised if you're just wiping the jar on your toast. Go back to your Frosted Shreddies. I don't even want to know what you would include in a Fried Breakfast.
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I wouldn’t put butter on as it would be a waste when the dogs inevitably eat it. In fact I’d sooner eat the dogs food than marmite.Jimmy Choo wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 5:02 pmYou're absolutely doing it wrong. Where's the butter? WHERE!!!jamcg wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 4:36 pmThis is the correct procedure for marmite on toastJimmy Choo wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 1:15 pm I have just had Marmite on toast for lunch. It was very nice.
The rest of you must be doing it wrong.
Toast bread
Spread marmite on it
Throw it in the bin
Throw the marmite in the bin
You clearly can't be trusted with anything as sharp as a butter knife. I wouldn't be surprised if you're just wiping the jar on your toast. Go back to your Frosted Shreddies. I don't even want to know what you would include in a Fried Breakfast.
As for the fried breakfast I’ll have everything you can fit on the plate as long as you keep the marmite away from it
- Jimmy Choo
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Re: The Great Marmite Drought Of 2021
Fun fact: All pet food is tested on humans.
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Some of it nearly was here; I'd warm Moocher's up in the winter and it smelt lovely
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I'd like to know what poor bastard tests raw tripe mixed with faecal matter
Smelled like shit too.
Smelled like shit too.
How about not having a sig at all?
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Oui, je suis un motard.