Wedding rings

[Mito Man]

I’m completely useless with gore. If I were to turn up to something gruesome my first reaction would be to vomit pretty much continuously until someone less useless arrives.

[Nefarious]

It's why you don't see climbers wearing rings - getting one snagged on something on the wall is bad, getting it snagged on a fast moving rope passing through a belay device is *very* bad.

It's the main reason I haven't worn one in the last 5-6 years (previously took it off for climbing, but kept losing it).

Mrs. Nef and I have never been married, but we got £10 Celtic silver rings when we moved to Scotland. That first ring saved my hand when it got slammed in a door, but cracked when trying to bend it back into shape. It's replacement got too small for me around 2010, and Mrs. N added it to her collection. The final replacement, after many visits to the lost property at the climbing wall, now sits in a draw.

[ZedLeg]

Y’all should get a classy and understated finger tattoo

[NotoriousREV]

Y’all should get a classy and understated finger tattoo

How about a stylised moustache?

[McSwede]

We had platinum wedding rings made by a local chap who did a small amount of bespoke stuff but his main income was engraving high end shotguns. They're only plain bands fwiw and it was a better price than a high Street jeweler. Mine was a smidge too big and fell of a couple of time. Easy enough to resize and I'll be 10yrs with mine now (and I still have the same ring )

[ZedLeg]

Y’all should get a classy and understated finger tattoo

How about a stylised moustache?

A love heart and your other half’s initials would be more appropriate.

[mik]

On our honeymoon we met a lovely / bit mental Irish couple whose job was creating Irish Bars abroad. They collected suitable tat, and would be brought in to make the paint look aged/smokey.

Bloke had dived into the waves on day1 of his honeymoon only for his ring to fly off. They couldn’t find it. They were quite upset.

His name wasn’t Colin, was it??

I’ve avoided this trouble for 21 years by not getting married

No. Girls name was Jenny. Can’t recall blokes name, but it defo wasn’t Colin.

[mik]

[mention]KevH18[/mention] you might want to edit that, in case someone you don’t want to read it... does.

[dinny_g]

Yes never going to be really, was it.

I knew a guy called Colin who did that exact job - buying Irish tat for Irish Pubs and flogging if round the world.

[Gavin]

I have been married 18 years and both of us still have the original rings. Mine is palladium and 18ct White Gold and was designed and made for me specifically so fits perfectly. It is all hammer beaten on the outer surface so no worry about wee scuffs etc.

I am fine with remembering numbers so no engraving, I am more likely to get her name wrong than her birthday or the day we met or wedding anniversary!

[duncs500]

As a child I watched one of the more graphic reality-tv ambulance shows. The patient was a guy who had jumped up to swing on a bus stop while pissed - when he let go, his ring did not, and his finger was degloved. I learnt a new word that day and gained a phobia of wearing rings.

One of my mates was using his shoulders to help someone put up football nets on those little hooks once. Lost his balance, same result, guy on shoulders finger was no more. It does cross my mind occasionally.

[mik]

There is a particular section in Consider Phlebas By Iain M Banks which involves a group known as The Feeders. Which all of you above should read.

[ZedLeg]

There is a particular section in Consider Phlebas By Iain M Banks which involves a group known as The Feeders. Which all of you above should read.

[Rich B]

There is a particular section in Consider Phlebas By Iain M Banks which involves a group known as The Feeders. Which all of you above should read.

your link doesn’t work.

[mik]

clix

[PaulJ]

We have lived together for 35 years, but if we ever get married I wouldn't like to wear a ring. The only acceptable 'jewellery' for chaps is watches IMO. (I've got five of those though).

[Mito Man]

Paul spotted earlier

[dinny_g]

Nah, that guy’s too young...

(Sorry Paul.. )

[KevH18]

@KevH18 you might want to edit that, in case someone you don’t want to read it... does.

Who reads the internet anyway?!

[240PP]

Divorced in 2015. Found my wedding ring in its box in some salopettes a couple of years later.

When we got married I thought I’d just wear it for special occasions but I found I pretty much wore it the whole time.