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So, to pass the time while we're couped up, my daughter and I have been baking novelty sex cakes.

First effort
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Second one started well
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But went a bit wrong when set in jelly
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Yesterday's efforts (which incidentally were the tastiest truffles I've ever made)
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If anyone has any suitably offensive suggestions for future projects, let's hear them (bearing in mind that my freehand art skills are very limited).

For the moment, I have a bunch of black fondant left over from the batteries, and some silver balls, so I think we might be going with a bondage theme for the next one...
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???
You're going to have to give me a clue
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Wholesome Father/Daughter activity...😂
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:D. My daughter's 8, how about you?

Top skills by the way. The, er, anal beads look delicious.
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JonMad wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:25 pm The, er, anal beads look delicious.
Bet you never thought you’d post that on here.. :shock: :lol:
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Nefarious wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:44 pm ???
You're going to have to give me a clue
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Could have used Norfolk, much closer to home.
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JonMad wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:25 pm :D. My daughter's 8, how about you?

Top skills by the way. The, er, anal beads look delicious.
15 this week, so I'd really have to dredge the depths of my imagination to find something that's even eyebrow-raise-worthy (not that I wont try 😉)
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NotoriousREV wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:18 pm
:lol: :lol:
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That’s a very specific vibrator you’re modelling if you can see the batteries 😄
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So THAT’S what he was trying to do... :lol:
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