Carnivore Diet

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Woke up after another 7.5 hour sleep feeling good.

Bit of a sloppy turd this morning and it wasn’t very big at all. I used to go 3 times a day.

Not hungry at all but I may be bunged up, I don’t know.

Made 600g of beef and pork meatballs I’ll eat when I get hungry.

19 stone 9lb

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I didn’t fancy any beef today so had some bacon, some lardons and 10 eggs in total.

Still feel fine, slept 8 hours again last night and don’t feel hungry at all.

Worryingly, I’ve not had a pooh, this is unheard of so I expect I’m about to explode.

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Are you not starting to miss other flavours? Would you have a curry, or chilli con carne to make it a bit more interesting than plain meat?
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Man eats no fibre and is surprised he cannot pooh shocker 😂
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Mito Man wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:42 pm Man eats no fibre and is surprised he cannot pooh shocker 😂
This has never happened before, my dog has no fibre and he Pooh’s quite well haha. Maybe if I go in the garden ?

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Pete_ wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:38 pm Are you not starting to miss other flavours? Would you have a curry, or chilli con carne to make it a bit more interesting than plain meat?
Definitely, I really miss my BBQ sauces etc but they all have either sugar or veg, fruit in etc. So it’s just plain meat cooked in butter, if you get a nice char on it though that adds a lot of flavour.

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FFS it’s poo, Pooh is a character from some pretty trippy stories!
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Yes but poo feels rude whereas pooh seems more acceptable. I don’t know why as I’ll happily write fuck 😂
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Zonda_ wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:49 pm FFS it’s poo, Pooh is a character from some pretty trippy stories!
I predict that I shall call it Pooh as when I finally go I shall weigh it and give it a name.

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Yesterday morning I had a big cheese omelette. I’ve now just cooked my first bit of food since then as I’m hungry again.

I don’t crave sugar, bread, carbs etc and my energy levels are absolutely rock solid, no feeling tired and then full of beans, just stable all the time.

Sleep is great.

But, I think I have a rock I’m trying to give birth too, I don’t feel bloated or full at all but I’ve not been for 3 days, I have some lactolose so hope that gets rid of it. It’s a definite downside and will stop me doing it if I can’t get it under control.

Today is day 8 so I’m holding if that hurdle is overcome I see more benefits soon.

Plus I’m now 19st 7lb.

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This is now just Daves! Shit Report, isn't it?
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Just think of all the toilet paper you’ll save 😂
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Beany wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:38 pm This is now just Daves! Shit Report, isn't it?
If only I could get links to work for my pictures :D

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Oh dear God let's hope you never, ever do.
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You should have gone to have a cholesterol test as a baseline, they're only about £15 at Lloyds Pharmacy. Get a baseline, then test again towards the end. I know you've said it "low" but I'd have been interested to see if changed over the duration.

Also, this does seem a bit of an extreme going full meaty :lol: I assumed you were just increasing the intake, not going full Carny.
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Matty wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:30 pm You should have gone to have a cholesterol test as a baseline, they're only about £15 at Lloyds Pharmacy. Get a baseline, then test again towards the end. I know you've said it "low" but I'd have been interested to see if changed over the duration.

Also, this does seem a bit of an extreme going full meaty :lol: I assumed you were just increasing the intake, not going full Carny.
It’s really odd, I thought I’d feel bloated and heavy but I just don’t. I feel like I’ve hardly eaten anything but I’ve still got lots of energy.

My cholesterol was 160 I believe, I’ll find my medical card tomorrow to check. I have another medical in May so can compare with 2 years ago.

Adding loads of salt is hard to do but you get used to it, when I didn’t I got headaches and I’m drinking loads of water and full fat milk.

If I could use sauces this would be perfect :lol:

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V8Granite wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:51 pm Plus I’m now 19st 7lb.
You’ll be 18st 3lbs once that turd’s unleashed...

Serious danger to shipping!! :lol:
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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Has someone checked on Dave? Has he shit himself to death?
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Death by anal fissure.
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Dave’s back garden earlier...
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