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If only he had his own blog. With all his posts collated there. Why is the world so cruel

I’m not sure what rules apply to your series but in F1 you just need to have your nose alongside their rear tyre and they have to give you the space. It seems clumsy on his part as he didn’t expect you but then from his Facebook comment seems like he saw you and intentionally turned in.

I hope you pay her one final visit to disembowel her cats for making you drive a fucking Mondeo

So you’re saying Boxster owners are generous givers and MX5 owners only take?

I reckon they’re both as bad as each other frankly.

MX5 and a fleshlight.

My favourite part about living in London is the wide variety of world class food, but despite that it’s amazing how many people you meet who seem to have the same boring repetitive meals week in week out. Usually these are the same sort of people who claim they’re not picky eaters and moan about the...

I'm impressed with how much time they've wasted in developing this. It sounds like not much time at all. Simple algorithm to divide the world into 1 metre squares and then associate 3 random words with each square. Sell idea. Profit. And they’ve probably done quite well if it’s got the backing of M...

So what happens as staff see Zac Brown approach? Pull out a Bud Light and a fag and start cracking some jokes I imagine. I thought Boullier would be less to blame for than Brown who just doesn’t seem to understand how F1 works. Also McLaren say themselves/being forced to say they’re having aero issu...

I don’t understand why GPS coordinates are not accepted. Every GPS has a setting where you can see your exact coordinate. Any numpty can enter said coordinate into a map and see your exact location. When you have a breakdown it’s complete PITA giving an exact location if you’re in a rural location.

There was an article about in on Boatshoes announcing the Mercedes partnership maybe a year ago. I thought it sounded useful for foreign countries where some addresses have accents or letters not in the English Alphabet which confuses some navs. Also it went on about potentially being used by courie...

That’s reminded me to make some smoked tuna this weekend. Annoyingly the fishmonger I buy the tuna from never specifies what particular type it is but it goes nice and pink when cooked and tastes a bit like ham. There’s another tyre which looks the same when raw which just ends up going brown and ta...

Q7 V8 TDi in Silver.

So you no longer need a massive boot since you don’t bother taking your bike out much but still want a massive boot?

Upskirting photo incoming https://image.ibb.co/gBjm9y/145_CB81_E_BEB8_4814_A618_8_A860785_D90_B.jpg All serviced and MOT’d too. Guess I won’t need to consider a welder for the next 5 years at least. Plus the chassis was in very good condition once decontaminated with just some surface corrosion so I...

This is why I just spend my free time/money rustproofing everything instead

Speaking of which the Defender should be completed later today with a fully undersealed chassis and inside all the doors and other bits which like to rust.

Nice work Harry, always wanted to pick up a welder and learn some of that stuff myself but think I’ll be too crap at it to bother.

Have you heard of his new track with Christina Aguilera? He’s credited with being the writer too and has come up with some real gems in this: You know I got a wild imagination I like to play the doctor, operation (yeah) Spread it on the bed like a patient (yeah) I'm about to show you domination (yea...

That thing they do in some Nordic countries where they bury a shark until it's rotted then coat it in salt and eat it. No thanks, I am not trying that. You’re eating it wrong. Anything to do with slugs, snails, insects or stinky goats cheese can fuck off. Also raw oysters. Also generally seafood wh...

You guys spend too much time thinking about dicks.