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by ilmostro
Thu May 24, 2018 6:53 pm
Forum: General
Topic: What is wrong with me?
Replies: 34
Views: 5386

Re: What is wrong with me?

Fuck all wrong with you!

We live in a world (well the UK) where it's seems totally incompetent fuckwits seem to have been given jobs they don't have a clue how to do or are even aware that they are utterly useless shit level asshole mongs.
by ilmostro
Thu May 24, 2018 3:08 pm
Forum: General
Topic: What haven't you done
Replies: 132
Views: 20770

Re: What haven't you done

DaveE wrote: Thu May 24, 2018 3:07 pm
Never owned a car with more than 4 cylinders...
Baby Jesus wept
by ilmostro
Thu May 24, 2018 1:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: What haven't you done
Replies: 132
Views: 20770

Re: What haven't you done

I've never seen an episode of Buffy, Game of Thrones, or many other box sets that most of you seem to go on about. I've never ridden a motorbike. Literally no one has mentioned Buffy since 2001. i thought he was a daggit That was muffy! http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5136/5459855044_b1ae31a4a1_b.jpg
by ilmostro
Thu May 24, 2018 11:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: What haven't you done
Replies: 132
Views: 20770

Re: What haven't you done

I've never leased a car.
by ilmostro
Thu May 24, 2018 11:39 am
Forum: General
Topic: What haven't you done
Replies: 132
Views: 20770

Re: What haven't you done

Swervin_Mervin wrote: Thu May 24, 2018 10:45 am I've never been to ... Or Slough.
Lucky for you then, it's a fucking shithole.
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 7:11 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Pretty sad indictment of modern life
Replies: 4
Views: 1234

Re: Pretty sad indictment of modern life

Nah - more of my attitude to the internet.
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Pretty sad indictment of modern life
Replies: 4
Views: 1234

Re: Pretty sad inditement of modern life

duncs500 wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 6:43 pm indictment

HTH ;)
Thanks - I was trying to figure it out, but then just thought 'ah fuck it' :lol:
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 6:27 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Pretty sad indictment of modern life
Replies: 4
Views: 1234

Pretty sad indictment of modern life

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32765909_10214058190241987_1087248147526189056_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=3266a0290527e650e96e6272da668324&oe=5B7E3073 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44224319 Women seem in my experiences far worse than men. So no real surprise when shit like ...
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 5:54 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20203
Views: 2456196

Re: Your fleet running reports

Ste is secretly Bananaman.

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by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 12:14 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Southern Meet?
Replies: 151
Views: 19931

Re: Southern Meet?

duncs500 wrote: Thu May 17, 2018 7:32 pm Come on guys, it's been years.
16 years since the Stratford meet, I just stumbled on the pics on my old laptop!

https://www.flickr.com/photos/14271971@ ... 6543484594

ImageEvo Stratford Meet Feb 2002
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 11:20 am
Forum: General
Topic: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Replies: 44
Views: 7403

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Carlos wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 11:16 am I hope Mitzi is ok .
I think those airbags probably saved her. :?
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 11:18 am
Forum: Gaming + Tech
Topic: Elite Dangerous
Replies: 269
Views: 48657

Re: Elite Dangerous

I'd stick with the Python, as I think I ended up spending about 600 Million kitting my Anaconda out. I only started getting the big ships when my balance was over 2 mill. (edit 2 Billion I meant) EDIT: Of the Big Ships: Anaconda is a good all rounder, trade, combat, exploring, plus not rank locked. ...
by ilmostro
Wed May 23, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Replies: 44
Views: 7403

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

"Both father and son live on a 40-acre estate in Derbyshire which is also home to lavish car showrooms. "

God damn it, how much is the Estate worth? Jeez - the Daily Fail is dropping it's standards!
by ilmostro
Tue May 22, 2018 7:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: Automotive Obscurities
Replies: 8
Views: 2272

Re: Automotive Obscurities

https://icdn-3.motor1.com/images/mgl/ZPkV3/s1/1989-ferrari-mythos-concept.jpg Ferrari Pininfarina Mythos. Manages to look utterly futuristic, and from some angles like a milk float! http://oldconceptcars.com/wp-content/uploads/ferrari_mythos_3.jpg I do like clean designs - most supercars now seem t...
by ilmostro
Mon May 21, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Replies: 44
Views: 7403

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Mr Pish wrote: Mon May 21, 2018 3:37 pm
will it tell me how much the drivers curry houses are worth?
EFA
by ilmostro
Mon May 21, 2018 3:39 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Automotive Obscurities
Replies: 8
Views: 2272

Re: Automotive Obscurities

So to start The Audi Quartz concept from 1981. Based on a Ur Quattro chassis, and a Pininfarina styling. https://www.motor1.com/photo/1411781/audi-quartz-concept/ https://icdn-9.motor1.com/images/mgl/qGXPy/s1/audi-quartz-concept.jpg https://icdn-5.motor1.com/images/mgl/NV9Ey/s1/audi-quartz-concept.j...
by ilmostro
Mon May 21, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Automotive Obscurities
Replies: 8
Views: 2272

Automotive Obscurities

Post any obscure or unusual automotive stuff here.
by ilmostro
Mon May 21, 2018 3:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Expensive crash in Sheffield today
Replies: 44
Views: 7403

Re: Expensive crash in Sheffield today

Think the drivers were a bunch of Dopiaza. After that onion Bhaji, they must have been Jalfrezi.
by ilmostro
Mon May 21, 2018 3:21 pm
Forum: General
Topic: 2005 Sharan - what do we know?
Replies: 106
Views: 14842

Re: 2005 Sharan - what do we know?

I had fairly new 3 litre V6 one as a rental. I thought it was shit.

Tell you pal to sell his kids into slavery, and get a fucking vasectomy.
by ilmostro
Sun May 20, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: New MOT rules
Replies: 18
Views: 2909

New MOT rules

Proof that this isn't a car forum - no one has picked up on this! :lol:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publicati ... ot-testers