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by V8Granite
Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:51 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Worst case of 40mph everywhere folk
Replies: 48
Views: 8661

Re: Worst case of 40mph everywhere folk

I definitely meet the minimum standard but think I would need lessons to pass the test. Being a good driver and passing the test isn’t necessarily the same thing. I can remember being to,d that during manoeuvres you shouldn’t need to use the throttle, just the clutch. I then asked a driving instruct...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:45 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Food served on wood
Replies: 54
Views: 9115

Re: Food served on wood

Why’s it so hard to make a flatter burger? Just use the same amount of meat in a bun/ roll which was baked for a small child. An XL Bacon doubleCceseburger from Burger King should be used as an appropriate template for burger size and shape. Some burgers are like having a huge meatball in a roll. Da...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Book review thread
Replies: 187
Views: 28554

Re: Book review thread

I go through a lot of audio books travell8 g to work and back and this one was fascinating. https://www.amazon.com/Handful-Hard-Men-Battle-Rhodesia/dp/1612003451/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 Lots of derringer do, what appears to be a very honest account from a guy I knew who lived in Rhodesia...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: EOTR - Evo Magazine
Replies: 36
Views: 6453

Re: EOTR - Evo Magazine

It’s the writing that makes the magazines better. YouTube stuff I find annoying as most (apart from it appears the old evo staff) just prove either dull or overly flamboyant and very much saying it for the telly.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Cats are good too thread
Replies: 351
Views: 59166

Re: The Cats are good too thread

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Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Hybrid batteries
Replies: 35
Views: 5998

Re: Hybrid batteries

Really? Stuck in traffic I don't think it matters if you've got a twin turbo v6 does it? C'mon James you're fast becoming a caricature of yourself. Unless you levita3 into traffic then you have to have reached there at some point. 95% of my driving is to get from A to B only, normally with kids or ...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Cats are good too thread
Replies: 351
Views: 59166

Re: The Cats are good too thread

It’s ok, in 6 months time we find out he has put lipstick on an inflatable T-Rex and gets arrested while standing on a chair trying to get a hand job from it with the curtains open.

Normality will return.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Hybrid batteries
Replies: 35
Views: 5998

Re: Hybrid batteries

Seriously this is some dull shit. What’s the point of buying something with (faux) sporty credentials to use it like an electrical appliance? Because most driving is dull shit, and these sorts of cars are very good at that stuff. And if they hasten the death of diesels that can only be a good thing...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: General
Topic: MMR Vaccination
Replies: 22
Views: 4476

Re: MMR Vaccination

Yes but have you seen the ingredients in some of that stuff!!!!!!

It’s got like arsenic in and evryfink.

I blame Facebook.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:07 am
Forum: General
Topic: Randomness
Replies: 8131
Views: 1080903

Re: Randomness

Errr. Did you just post 2 people dying? Think I'll pass on watching this one... Looking at it although it looks dramatic, I don't think they died. If you look carefully the 'explosion' didn't start from where they were but out one of the 'turrets' out the top of the tanker. A few seconds later you ...
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20264
Views: 2510577

Re: Your fleet running reports

Clutch and accelerator cabling I'm told are the things to take on road trips, not that I need to tell Chris that! You can see them both just above the fire extinguisher in the boot :D Alternator belt was a new one on me, but now also in there... The Lotus 7 Club used to take a Sprinter full of spar...
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42641

Re: It's the weekend

JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:48 pm Me too mate xxx

OK I'm done with this subject now :lol:
Good.....

Right, my name is Captain Doctor Engineer David and you will all bow down to my Peterborough Regional College kwalifications.

JL3.0 is wrong.

;)

Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42641

Re: It's the weekend

I shall from now on inform the customer that I am simply a Dave. For what it’s worth, you can’t work in most countries unless you have a job title of engineer but a lot of countries see schooling or university as the only sources of education. Also g as they pay me a fair wage I’m happy :lol: Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:41 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42641

Re: It's the weekend

JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:35 am Interesting. And now back to my unanswered question? :lol:
If you are doing an engineering job as defined by the dictionary, then you can call yourself an engineer in the general work environment imo.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42641

Re: It's the weekend

Thoughts on not being able to call yourself an engineer until you have an actual, recognised qualification in engineering? The definition is.... a person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures. You also have the shipyard definition which is 1st, 2nd and chief engineer. A...
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42641

Re: It's the weekend

I’ve never met an engineer under the age of 40 who I trust with measurements. I’m currently trying to move 2016tons worth of engine and alternator into position with a tolerance of 0.1mm and he has his measurements backwards so instead of the foundations being 13mm too high, they are intact 35mm too...
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42641

Re: It's the weekend

I’m finding motivation for any essential vehicle work very hard to find lately. Which is why I drove 160 miles for a brake job on my Landy by taking it to Mr Flew. I’ll happily do work on the wife’s TT but am having a low point in my spannering of late. I’d rather sit in the warm and tinker with toy...
by V8Granite
Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: Ring Lap Times
Replies: 111
Views: 16955

Re: Ring Lap Times

Does anyone have a time or the Carrera GT on its original tyres and the modern ones? It was said at the time that it made a huge difference to how the car handled and gripped so I wonder if some of the bigger leaps are more down to tyres than a refining of suspension and brakes etc.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:26 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hybrid batteries
Replies: 35
Views: 5998

Re: Hybrid batteries

It’s not good for the engine, but, it would have been designed into it so probably makes no difference. It probably does more harm to the exhaust system than anything else and modern exhausts seem particularly good compared to 20 years ago.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:30 am
Forum: General
Topic: Primary school shenanigans
Replies: 126
Views: 18210

Re: Primary school shenanigans

JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:45 am Yeah, FFS Dave, Facebook / Mumsnet is that way yeah? ---------------------------->

Does David Need A Glass Of Wine?! :lol:
It’s ok, I drive noisy cars, let him climb up the garage un-supervised and he tries my beer, so I think it evens out :oops:

Dave!