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by V8Granite
Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:05 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20204
Views: 2458676

Re: Your fleet running reports

I had a Mercedes mobile mechanic come out and after the second time it happened he fought my case and replaced a sensor. For some reason it wasn’t black and white with just replacing the part. That was 40,000 miles ago and no incidents since. If you have a fault though, go to a dealers and leave the...
by V8Granite
Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:36 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20204
Views: 2458676

Re: Your fleet running reports

LMAO at the security guard(s) At my end the 996 is about to start the mini resto, identifying the squeaky front NS, new discs pads, fluid and lines all round, caliper rebuild and painting, small oil leak investigated- appears to be a hose or a jubilee clip, and to sort a wonky exhaust tip. I will a...
by V8Granite
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:56 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: “I can see from your Out of Office that you’re on holiday, but...”
Replies: 82
Views: 11807

Re: “I can see from your Out of Office that you’re on holiday, but...”

If you’re important enough, people will wait for you.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:09 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20204
Views: 2458676

Re: Your fleet running reports

I’m still waiting on the spacers. But they will make the turning circle better so it’s pure functionality 8-) Ahh the spacers, now considering mine can navigate a tight multi-storey car park without hitting the lock stops. I truly believe someone on a forum 20 years ago said they are needed and eve...
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:01 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Getting upset that cars actually cost money to keep on the road
Replies: 15
Views: 2303

Re: Getting upset that cars actually cost money to keep on the road

I just spent £840 on links, nuts, bolts, bushes and arms for the 500e. I still need subframe and brake parts, it’s quite exciting knowing in a week I’ll have lots of lovely bits. Then I fitted new brembo discs and pads to the back of the ML today, feels nice with freshly greased and fitted brakes. I...
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:10 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Teslas
Replies: 152
Views: 21444

Re: Teslas

Tiff Needell drives a Tesla Race Car.

It is as dull as they get, it’s the best example I’ve seen about how dull they make very impressive acceleration

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:11 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Rockingham
Replies: 38
Views: 4886

Re: Rockingham

I suppose that's true, but one must weigh up whether it's worth one's effort. In this case nobody was really trying to argue with you so the satisfaction is somewhat diminished. Hopefully Dave! will wade in and make it all worthwhile! :D It's still a festering shithole which makes PeterBosnia feel ...
by V8Granite
Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:49 am
Forum: General
Topic: Rockingham
Replies: 38
Views: 4886

Re: Rockingham

Being in Corby doesn’t help, the dirt hole of East Anglia.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report
Replies: 983
Views: 125654

Re: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report

We ended up cancelling our insurance as it was more to insure the dog than all the cars combined :shock:

I argued that as we had his balls popped off he is far less likely to get cancer (Common Rottweiler issue) but they said they didn’t take that into account :evil:

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:01 am
Forum: General
Topic: Weber charcoal chimney
Replies: 7
Views: 1242

Re: Weber charcoal chimney

unzippy wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:48 am
mik wrote: Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:56 pm You want to bum him.
/finbar
Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: RFPs
Replies: 20
Views: 3490

Re: RFPs

Hahahahahahahahahaha I laugh in the face of your puny shenanigans. Work permits on an oil rig, it took me an hour to get a hot work permit, extinguisher, fire watchman, all to drill about 10 aluminium rivets out. Next job I used a chisel. Lifting plans, all very pretty and then get thrown aside as s...
by V8Granite
Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Marriage - No longer a placeholder.
Replies: 134
Views: 20123

Re: Marriage

Well as bad as things get, being alone does give you chance to concentrate on masterbation. My friend split up with his wife of many years last year. Now has a baby on the way but his Mustang engine blew up, so ying and yang. So, using this wise and meaningful logic, you probably have some great wan...
by V8Granite
Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Marriage - No longer a placeholder.
Replies: 134
Views: 20123

Re: Marriage

Awful news :(

Being married can be hard work and just being in love isn’t always enough.

Hope it is a smooth process whatever happens.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:08 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Raised bonnet hinges
Replies: 68
Views: 9567

Re: Raised bonnet hinges

Unless you know the air pressure under the bonnet though the high pressure area at the base of the screen doesn’t matter. As long as it is a lower pressure than under the bonnet.

Just playing devils advocate.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:42 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Ryanair
Replies: 129
Views: 16350

Re: Ryanair

Oh and JLIC of course. Norway is such a wonderful country. Perhaps the best. Seriously. And I've been to what feels like most of them! 'til they take your kids off you. I was about to type that this morning but thought "nah! Probably not the place to get into the darker side of Norway" Th...
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:38 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Raised bonnet hinges
Replies: 68
Views: 9567

Re: Raised bonnet hinges

Is this not completely dependant on the car and speed it runs at ? Surely what happens with the air at 100mph is different to 150 ? Also, don't some cars have issues getting air out of the engine bay? I fitted a 300mm X 300mm louvred panel in my 500e under tray and it runs noticeably cooler on B-Roa...
by V8Granite
Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:20 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20204
Views: 2458676

Re: Your fleet running reports

That car is screaming for banded deep dish steels, a red top on 45s for noise and a flashing blue beacon by the rear diff for making burnouts look cool!!

Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:44 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20204
Views: 2458676

Re: Your fleet running reports

The Defender now looks like a chintzy cheap eBay special.

I just don't understand.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Ladders
Replies: 39
Views: 4180

Re: Ladders

At 20 stone I find most ladders a pain. I happily go up them but a better ladder is needed really.

Luckily my friend is a window cleaner and now I just borrow his, no flex, it has a leg for support on the bottom and I could jump up and down on it without it moving.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:38 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Road users these days
Replies: 57
Views: 7950

Re: Road users these days

I mainly drive the Landy where I've removed the passenger seat and made a set up so that Flash can have his bed there. Far fewer idiots contacting you while driving then.

Dave!