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by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:04 pm
Forum: General
Topic: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement
Replies: 962
Views: 366929

Re: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement

I mean, live by the sword (repeated, vastly inflated claims of possibly illegal behaviour), die by the sword.
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:02 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1201
Views: 255123

Re: EV Thread

Yeah, as the 'domestic appliance' car, it's reputedly very nicely put together, comfy, quiet - basically what you want out of a daily, and I quite like the slightly out there design, myself.
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:56 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Tesla Cyberpuke
Replies: 138
Views: 50736

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Lol, those mucky pawprints around the door are hilarious. Did....did no-one at tesla think about, well, anything, when designing this thing? :lol:
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1201
Views: 255123

Re: EV Thread

Tangentially related to alternate power sources.

NonEV people: Hydrogen is the future - you'll see, you'll all see!!!

Hydrogen cars:
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:46 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Full Fibre
Replies: 57
Views: 1130

Re: Full Fibre

integrale_evo wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:06 pm
Mito Man wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:27 pm Need at least a solid 100 upload for when I'm streaming on OnlyFans. MassiveMito if you want to support me.
What resolution do you stream at?

Asking for a mate….. :?
He's streaming at 720p, but doesn't understand compression.

MPEG1 all the way, baby!
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Fish Supper
Replies: 200
Views: 16761

Re: Fish Supper

They are indeed a chain, he says, bookmarking a page on Uber Eats...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:08 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

Ah, I completely forgot that - we probably had a full conversation about it and everything :lol: Did you pull the fuse (for obvious sensible reasons)? Neighbour had a mate with an M4 come around the other night with a similar problem, and he said he blew the line through with a compressor, so I migh...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greggs closed!
Replies: 11
Views: 249

Re: Greggs closed!

The latest big-name high street food retailer to suffer an outage due to IT issues. Is this the start of a concerted cyberwar to send the masses into revolt, an uprising against our government, making us ready to accept our new Russian leaders? Or has someone been using a default password on their ...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greggs closed!
Replies: 11
Views: 249

Re: Greggs closed!

Oh, same. Thankfully a rather smaller estate here, so less to faff about with...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:52 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greggs closed!
Replies: 11
Views: 249

Re: Greggs closed!

Fuckin' oof.

They got CyberEssentials/CE+? ;)
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:44 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Full Fibre
Replies: 57
Views: 1130

Re: Full Fibre

In fairness, most people don't need massive upload - even multiple teams calls is maybe 10-20mb/sec for the upstream side. I find synchronous useful as I'm regularly shuffling stuff up to remote servers, etc, and the down speed is handy for quickly grabbing ISOs, running updates, etc. Swerv, if you ...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:39 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greggs closed!
Replies: 11
Views: 249

Re: Greggs closed!

The latest big-name high street food retailer to suffer an outage due to IT issues. Is this the start of a concerted cyberwar to send the masses into revolt, an uprising against our government, making us ready to accept our new Russian leaders? Or has someone been using a default password on their ...
by Beany
Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:51 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Full Fibre
Replies: 57
Views: 1130

Re: Full Fibre

550 up/down here with IDnet, realisitically it's ~450 any time of the day you want it, and even than some of that might be down to my modem/firewall/traffic shaping settings I have locally on my router. I'm not too fussed by headline speeds so I run some moderately fancy stupidity on there, etc. One...
by Beany
Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:45 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

Quickjack is just a shortcut for axle stands, you're still crawling on your arse, still the same bullshit :lol:
by Beany
Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:17 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

And I know you said "Halfords" simply as "not £££££££ Snap-On" but only a small proportion of my tools are Halfords ! Main stuff is Teng but recently I've bought quite a lot of "US Pro" branded tools and although it's clearly lower quality, and I've broken a couple of ...
by Beany
Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:45 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

Have you been taking any other notes on this, other than in here? Because "fixing a ferrari with a halfords socket set, axle stands and an OBD reader" would make a pretty good youtube series/blog/etc. I mean, you see other people cranking on ferraris, but they're usually big youtubers with...
by Beany
Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:08 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

DeskJockey wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:45 am
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:43 am
Beany wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:55 am

I'm not getting a response from the motor when trying to wash the rear - like at all - so I doubt that'll help!
Yeah I assumed as much!
As an aside you probably shouldn't wash your rear with screen wash. A bit harsh on the skin.
Sounds like someone's speaking from experience.
by Beany
Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:36 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

I'm not getting a response from the motor when trying to wash the rear - like at all - so I doubt that'll help! Ah. the BMW washer motors are shit, I'm replacing one every year on one of the cars. They just sit at the bottom of washer tank and corrode but are easy enough to replace. Another one ser...
by Beany
Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:55 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20169
Views: 2413580

Re: Your fleet running reports

Oh yeah and the rear wash doesn't work on the 135i, and apparently checking the motors is a wheel off, inner arch out, entire wing off job. Think I'll live with a mucky rear screen for now :lol: I assume you've tried just cleaning the jets? :P I'm not getting a response from the motor when trying t...
by Beany
Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:07 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: I used to be with "it"
Replies: 24
Views: 573

Re: I used to be with "it"

I just assumed the latter.