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Follow the logic further and no one will be allowed to impersonate anyone of a different race, nationality, or social standing.

As an aside, Penelope Cruz as Donnatella Versace in the recent Assassination of Gianni Versace was fooking appalling (in terms of accent obvs)

seb wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:12 am I prefer to have control over where links open anyway.

Ctrl + click on Windows if you want a new tab.

Or press the mouse wheel

Just try camskill 1. Use black circles to identify a fitter that will put on internet-sources tyres 2. Call them up and get a price to fit. £10 per corner gets you a proper job ime. Anything less and they try to save time doing static instead of dynamic balance etc. 3. Buy from camskill 4. Put mone...

Why’s it so hard to make a flatter burger? Just use the same amount of meat in a bun/ roll which was baked for a small child. An XL Bacon doubleCceseburger from Burger King should be used as an appropriate template for burger size and shape. Some burgers are like having a huge meatball in a roll. D...

Rich B wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:42 pm

JLv3.0 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:33 pmJesus CHRIST.

that was thorns mate....

New front tyres on the 330. Managed to get c50k/5yrs out of the Vred Sessantas that were on it

Replaced with F1 GSD3 to not match the GSD2s on the rear

Hunter alignment booked for tomorrow and then that's it for spending for a while (I hope)

Did you never have measles or mumps when you were a kid, or the separate vaccines? I never had MMR but either had the infections or separate jabs. I had measles, that was it. I just wondered why an adult would need the MMR vacc if they've had either the disease or separate vaccinations in their chi...

unzippy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:44 am Autism is a spectrum - everyone is on that scale, just that some are further along than others..

And most on here are probably a fair way along it

Did you never have measles or mumps when you were a kid, or the separate vaccines? I never had MMR but either had the infections or separate jabs.

Love that Chris :D Wife came home on Fri last week complaining of an exhaust rattle on the 125i. She'd had to take evasive action on a country lane and run through a pothole at the road edge, and it started after that. I suspected tail trim had come loose and would need tacking. However, just been t...

Worse than that is when some courteous driver stops to let someone out and the waiting driver isn't expecting it, so it takes a while for them to get going, and when they do, the courteous driver has already decided they're not going to go, so they both move at the same time, then they both brake a...

File under the same category of cuntery that has people attempt - note, ATTEMPT - to serve me drinks in A FUCKING JAR. Whilst not quite as bad, I bloody hate novelty pint pots - Peroni, San Miguel, Starorammen (sp) all have their own glasses. I ALWAYS ask for it in a "Normal Pint Glass".....

integrale_evo wrote: ↑Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:30 am 335i.

Except bmw

Yeah. Could get yourself in a 340i Touring or 435i Gran Coupe for that. But nevermind

Samsung's bloatware is fvcking irritating. I noticed recently a crackling when streaming BT audio to the car - like listening to vinyl. Quick Google suggests its a Samsung issue with their EQ and also Voice Recorder. Can't get rid of the voice recorder as its bloatware. Can't even disable the tw4tti...

Based on experience

Pug 605 V6 SVE (why tf did we sell it afterwards? )
Vauxhall Omega 2.5 V6 (meh)

Or anything else obvs. Get down the local shi77er auctions and see what's about

Are they they only ones caught up by this? From what I read they are. Which would only emphasise this is a fvcking massive balls up by Porsche if so.

A fee paying school can't expel you. They certainy can. Their contract will allow them to do so. Ours had its fair share of interesting individuals that were on the receiving end of an expulsion Same at my school, but they won't have been expelled, they are 'asked to leave'. Told to FRO I think in ...

ste wrote: ↑Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:36 pm A fee paying school can't expel you.

They certainy can. Their contract will allow them to do so. Ours had its fair share of interesting individuals that were on the receiving end of an expulsion

We're on exactly the same page - Richard Dawkins is a fucking cunt. Just as bad, if not worse, than the sky-fairy brigade. Hallelujah and a-fvcking-men. And any other religiously associated words you can use to describe my agreement with your description of that bell. Some of you are treading a fai...

You might be waiting a while! I tend to have periods of devouring anything I can lay my reading eyes on, but at the moment I'm firmly in an off period. I'm off to Cornwall for a week soon, so that might be when I make time to get back into the saddle. Or I may just end up getting p1ssed with my dad,...