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by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42470

Re: It's the weekend

I shall from now on inform the customer that I am simply a Dave. For what it’s worth, you can’t work in most countries unless you have a job title of engineer but a lot of countries see schooling or university as the only sources of education. Also g as they pay me a fair wage I’m happy :lol: Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:41 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42470

Re: It's the weekend

JLv3.0 wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:35 am Interesting. And now back to my unanswered question? :lol:
If you are doing an engineering job as defined by the dictionary, then you can call yourself an engineer in the general work environment imo.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42470

Re: It's the weekend

Thoughts on not being able to call yourself an engineer until you have an actual, recognised qualification in engineering? The definition is.... a person who designs, builds, or maintains engines, machines, or structures. You also have the shipyard definition which is 1st, 2nd and chief engineer. A...
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42470

Re: It's the weekend

I’ve never met an engineer under the age of 40 who I trust with measurements. I’m currently trying to move 2016tons worth of engine and alternator into position with a tolerance of 0.1mm and he has his measurements backwards so instead of the foundations being 13mm too high, they are intact 35mm too...
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42470

Re: It's the weekend

I’m finding motivation for any essential vehicle work very hard to find lately. Which is why I drove 160 miles for a brake job on my Landy by taking it to Mr Flew. I’ll happily do work on the wife’s TT but am having a low point in my spannering of late. I’d rather sit in the warm and tinker with toy...
by V8Granite
Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: Ring Lap Times
Replies: 111
Views: 16937

Re: Ring Lap Times

Does anyone have a time or the Carrera GT on its original tyres and the modern ones? It was said at the time that it made a huge difference to how the car handled and gripped so I wonder if some of the bigger leaps are more down to tyres than a refining of suspension and brakes etc.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:26 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hybrid batteries
Replies: 35
Views: 5986

Re: Hybrid batteries

It’s not good for the engine, but, it would have been designed into it so probably makes no difference. It probably does more harm to the exhaust system than anything else and modern exhausts seem particularly good compared to 20 years ago.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:30 am
Forum: General
Topic: Primary school shenanigans
Replies: 126
Views: 18167

Re: Primary school shenanigans

JLv3.0 wrote: Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:45 am Yeah, FFS Dave, Facebook / Mumsnet is that way yeah? ---------------------------->

Does David Need A Glass Of Wine?! :lol:
It’s ok, I drive noisy cars, let him climb up the garage un-supervised and he tries my beer, so I think it evens out :oops:

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: Primary school shenanigans
Replies: 126
Views: 18167

Re: Primary school shenanigans

I have a friend in south London who had to pretend to be Greek Orthordox for three years so her son could go to the only school in the catchment area without regular stabbings/shootings. In the UK we have c.10% church attendance, and 53% self-identify as "having no religion", so why do we...
by V8Granite
Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:15 am
Forum: General
Topic: Primary school shenanigans
Replies: 126
Views: 18167

Primary school shenanigans

Well I finally think I am becoming an adult 8-) Our eldest luckily got our first choice primary school which we are very pleased with. The area we moved into has 3 well regarded primary schools which is partly the reason we bought the house but getting first pick was nice. It has though opened up my...
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: Gunny is dead
Replies: 9
Views: 2343

Gunny is dead

I always thought he would be a bad ass till he hit 100.

Only 74.

https://goo.gl/images/o7jiHg

I hope Death had a nicely ironed cloak :shock:

Dave!
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:43 am
Forum: General
Topic: Randomness
Replies: 8098
Views: 1069730

Re: Randomness

If I put my cats in the sink they would rip my face off. I had to wash Lilly a few times after we let her hair get too long and the look of sorrow was too much to bare. George had oil on his back so we tried the same, he literally turned into a Tasmanian Devil and bolted. Those water fountains are r...
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Guitars 'n' shit
Replies: 31
Views: 5574

Re: Guitars 'n' shit

I played Trombone in a jazz band and got quite good.

My fingers refuse to do what I tell them though with guitar so my idea of being the next Buckethead was stopped in it’s tracks.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:37 pm
Forum: General
Topic: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report
Replies: 987
Views: 129237

Re: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report

Ours has still never sat on a Sofa!! Absolutely adore staffies, bomb proof, very affectionate, full of energy or can sleep all day, a cracking breed. I think apart from Collies any working type dog is awesome. That’s a lovely colour too. My wifes Uncle has a massive Staffie called Biggles who is lov...
by V8Granite
Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Fucked phone!
Replies: 7
Views: 2100

Re: Fucked phone!

My Samsung is too big, has terrible call quality and the touchscreen is activated by my beard :evil:

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:12 am
Forum: Gaming + Tech
Topic: Picture hosting sites
Replies: 17
Views: 3453

Re: Picture hosting sites

Annoyingly that wants me to sign up with Yahoo.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:48 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Driving in France
Replies: 21
Views: 5451

Re: Driving in France

On the way back from the Monaco Supercar Grand Prix we sat with a britished registered Invicta at 260kmh for quite some time. We had to do a nigh on emergency stop for a toll booth. Good times.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: New car thread
Replies: 26
Views: 6050

Re: New car thread

Jobbo wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:29 pm It's a nice colour but I've had two of them before, I know the gearboxes are a little less than perfectly reliable and I fancy this: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified ... 3315116507
You seem to have linked to a diesel.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: It's the weekend
Replies: 264
Views: 42470

Re: It's the weekend

Oh, and gotta put a few pounds back on the dogs, they’ve both shed a ridiculous amount this week despite me giving them nearly double their normal calorie intake. Even the Cocker is tired today! (I’ve failed to lose the same weight due every walk ending up at a pub) Canagans biscuit food is great f...
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:19 pm
Forum: General
Topic: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report
Replies: 987
Views: 129237

Re: 4 Paw Drive Fleet running report

Looks awesome!

I’ve neglected Flash of late due to so much going on at home. I intend to change that next trip home and get a few man and his dog days in.

Dave!