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by DeskJockey
Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:17 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Vomit
Replies: 13
Views: 1804

Re: Vomit

I rather enjoy watching adults vomit - it beggars belief how much they are capable of spewing. Day 1 out on the boat last week and a rather rotund Welsh gentleman vomited an amount so phenomenally copious, it made Mr Creosote look rather under-performed and unimpressive. It was also produced withou...
by DeskJockey
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: General
Topic: No F1 thread?
Replies: 5032
Views: 634999

Re: No F1 thread?

IanF wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:34 pm Well that was a good race, maybe random sprinklers should be introduced. :?

Feel bad for SEB, but what a drive from HAM! Also, LEC's 360deg spin 8-)
All of this!
by DeskJockey
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:52 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Vomit
Replies: 13
Views: 1804

Vomit

Heading up the M25 yesterday, 20 minutes from our destination (and an hour from home) the middle one suddenly starts crying in that full-bore wailing way that toddlers do that means something serious has happened and he manages to say that his face hurts before vomiting copiously and violently down ...
by DeskJockey
Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20524
Views: 2767735

Re: Your fleet running reports

John wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:01 pm Image
I'm no expert, but the wheelbase looks a little short and it could do with bigger wheels.
by DeskJockey
Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:05 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: What.Three.Words
Replies: 110
Views: 10334

Re: What.Three.Words

Just seen that someone has pitched to the business that we should use this for our global addresses. It may be adopted :shock: What issues does the business have that pitcher thinks this will address? They've bought into the idea of a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Apparently addresses a...
by DeskJockey
Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:07 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20524
Views: 2767735

Re: Your fleet running reports

Continuing with the theme of window cleaning, I have (finally) replaced the broken washer bottle filler cap. While it was off I also topped up the screenwash and then checked the oil as I realised I'd never pulled the dipstick on it before. In terms of skills required and effort it ranks only slight...
by DeskJockey
Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:49 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: What.Three.Words
Replies: 110
Views: 10334

Re: What.Three.Words

Jobbo wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:23 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:26 am Just seen that someone has pitched to the business that we should use this for our global addresses. It may be adopted :shock:
How much will the licence fee be for using it?
Not a clue. Hopefully excessive so it fails.
by DeskJockey
Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:26 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: What.Three.Words
Replies: 110
Views: 10334

Re: What.Three.Words

Just seen that someone has pitched to the business that we should use this for our global addresses. It may be adopted :shock:
by DeskJockey
Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: Crisps
Replies: 67
Views: 10327

Re: Crisps

Cheese and onion obviously.
by DeskJockey
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: FTAO of Zedlegz
Replies: 7
Views: 1524

Re: FTAO of Zedlegz

Can he even claim to have bought a car if he hasn't consulted the forum and told us about it at length?
by DeskJockey
Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:10 pm
Forum: Gaming + Tech
Topic: Mesh WiFi
Replies: 34
Views: 6120

Re: Mesh WiFi

tim wrote: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:09 am Buy a few of these

https://www.utilitynetworks.co.uk/open- ... cess-point

They're cheap, licence free and work well. I gave up my farkin expensive Cisco Meraki mesh wifi kit for these last year.
Cheers. Will take a look.
by DeskJockey
Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:38 am
Forum: Gaming + Tech
Topic: Mesh WiFi
Replies: 34
Views: 6120

Mesh WiFi

Finally had it with the crap router supplied with my broadband. Any recommendations/warnings? Don't need anything OTT, just want decent signal.

I've read reviews, but want real world view too. Rev, didn't you get the BT kit?
by DeskJockey
Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:25 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20524
Views: 2767735

Re: Your fleet running reports

JLv3.0 wrote: Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:44 pm Oh god - every word of that. Can be years before the shit old ones get replaced.
"But they sort of kinda work, so can't be bothered just yet".
by DeskJockey
Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:04 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20524
Views: 2767735

Re: Your fleet running reports

Replaced all three wipers on the Galaxy. It was disappointingly simple and easy. Didn't take five minutes.

Difference it makes on the car is astonishing though. No smearing, squeaking or juddering. Should have done it much sooner!
by DeskJockey
Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Cave lads are all out...
Replies: 9
Views: 1406

Re: The Cave lads are all out...

Without wanting to diminish anything gone into rescuing the boys, imagine if we'd put the same amount of effort into preventing migrants drowning as they try to cross the Med.
by DeskJockey
Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Theresa
Replies: 1988
Views: 241452

Re: Bye bye Theresa

One of the EU lot today tweeted something along the lines of now Boris and Gove have gone it’s a shame the notion of Brexit hasn’t gone with them. It was in such a way that we’d be welcome back with open arms. The opportunity is still very much there if we cancelled the whole thing. That would be a...
by DeskJockey
Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Theresa
Replies: 1988
Views: 241452

Re: Bye bye Theresa

Unzippy is correct. And DJ, I think you’ll find that a lot of the UKIP headbangers view you as the “right sort” of immigrant (rhotacise at will). Their focus (ironically, since most of the originating countries are nowhere near the EU) is on immigrants from, ahem, different cultural backgrounds. Th...
by DeskJockey
Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:28 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Holidaying in the UK v abroad
Replies: 79
Views: 10851

Re: Holidaying in the UK v abroad

Should be spectacular diving - they shared sea space with this chap yesterday, for example: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3cknpvwv1w0kprw/IMG-20180709-WA0021.jpg?raw=1 A motherfucking WHALE. That's AMAZING. Not jealous at all. Nope! Not one bit. Because I saw whales on my last dive too. And when I say ...
by DeskJockey
Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:30 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Theresa
Replies: 1988
Views: 241452

Re: Bye bye Theresa

As one of the highly skilled migrants that has made a life here I can vouch that the sense of rejection is real. I, and many thousands of others, have made our home here, yet didn't get a vote in the referendum. Britain has definitely been diminished by the vote and the ensuing ugliness. Had it not ...
by DeskJockey
Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Theresa
Replies: 1988
Views: 241452

Re: Bye bye Theresa

Positives so far: We’ll finally make the cod extinct Turbo diesel hoovers Cheap tampons All fruit & veg will be at least a month old by the time it arrived in the shops French-manufactured blue passports (possibly subject to import tariffs) Anything I’ve missed? Alienating thousands of skilled ...