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I think the best solution here is to ban ethnic minorities from working in jobs that contribute to their stereotype. Thus get them banned from working in corner shops and petrol stations.

But he’s just an ass

I just show the tyre fitter my phone with a screenshot of the tyre I want on the blackcircles website with the price there. At that point it’s up to him to take it or leave it. Much better for the fitter too as it cuts out the middle man. They profit more and I get my tyres changed by someone I trus...

Putting those child sex dolls to good service.

Prezzo serve their “executive” pizza on wooden boards. Agree they look crap but not sure if they’re that unhygienic. I’m neutropenic and it hasn’t caused me any problems yet!

You’re clearly missing a V8 😉 But it sounds like you should buy the C200 or have a year of regret as you sit in the C63 wondering when it will throw a big bill and analyse every little noise it makes in case it’s about to self-destruct. Like any car in that category the running cost over a year may ...

Was there some classic car show going on around Lydden Hill yesterday? Must have come across 30 classic cars, really old stuff pre 50’s at a guess. Followed shortly after by a gaggle of about 30 Vespa riders.

I don’t think I’ve come across a “mechanic” in terms of people who work on cars. They all seem to be called technicians, even in the videos they send of the cars... “I’m Darren and I’m your technician today...” Almost every van in London seems to be labelled with specialist or engineer which has som...

Typical that the blower motor on the Defender decided to die today on one of the hottest days during a 100 mile drive. Stopped at a services hoping I could just swap some fuses but nope must be a dead motor. Came home and had a cold shower to rid my bollocks of all the nut butter.

A Range Rover, Vantage, Evora and Q-abortion all together. I hope they realised they’re about to be gang raped and have their cars stolen.

That’s why I picked the GT2 RS and a Van, it has double the top speed, in fact over 100% more performance in all areas so why not half the lap time.

Someone explain some physics to me. Why is it that you can take a shitbox round the ring in 10 minutes (say a Ford Transit like on Too Gear years ago) but then a car which accelerates, brakes and corners multiple times faster, has double the top speed only manages to lap only 3 minutes faster? Lap t...

RIP but not suprised. He’s been in hospital quite a few times due to his alcohol problems.

mik wrote: ↑Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:04 am

John wrote: ↑Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:48 pm You're doing a great job Matty and I'm sure everyone appreciates the effort you're putting in

Wot he said

That.

Hi gramps

I always try to use the petrol engine in central London to make up for the times I pay the congestion charge

I don’t mind Jesus. He gives me an excuse to indulge in chocolate and buy myself unnecessary presents once a year. Also to eat too much food then go drink driving.

nuttinnew wrote: ↑Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:05 pm

That just reminded me of the Burnout game series

Putting it here as it’s probably been seen before but that is the ‘fastest’ 10 minute lap I’ve seen

I always thought the universe and everything within it is just too structured. Everything can be explained with a formula and if it can’t it means we just haven’t found it yet. Every new discovery is unravelling part of the code it’s written in. Like Duncs the idea of it being random is a bit far fe...