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by Beany
Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:51 pm
Forum: General
Topic: For the FTAO of JL
Replies: 886
Views: 149818

Re: For the FTAO of JL

I get the impression he might be - clinically - not right in the head.
by Beany
Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:58 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20197
Views: 2445282

Re: Your fleet running reports

speedingfine wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:52 am What's the mileage limit on each SJ? :D
How far is it to his local MOT station? ;)
by Beany
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:05 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20197
Views: 2445282

Re: Your fleet running reports

.....bastard!
by Beany
Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:48 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Audi engine number naming system
Replies: 2
Views: 98

Re: Audi engine number naming system

TFSI (Turbo Fuel Stratified Injection)
Er, I think you'll find that's "Totally For Shopping, Innit", Top Gear.
by Beany
Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1244
Views: 264961

Re: EV Thread

The point of asking how many miles between rebuilds is that they're race applications, not road engines, and so are representative only of race engines, with almost no relation to actual production vehicles in any noticeable way. After all, we had >1000bhp, 50kg 1.5 litre engines in F1 in the 80s. W...
by Beany
Sat Mar 23, 2024 1:45 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1244
Views: 264961

Re: EV Thread

Hey, how many miles between rebuilds on either the Nissan or Lucid lumps?
by Beany
Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Cayman/Boxter RIP.
Replies: 40
Views: 831

Re: Cayman/Boxter RIP.

They should just kill it off. Very true. But then they'll slap a "GT3" badge on it and everyone will instantly forget all those "real 911" objections and wank themselves stupid calling it the best car EVVVAAARRRRRRRRRR . I dunno why you're quoting yourself :lol: Anyway, EV 911 w...
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:56 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Selling Cars Privately
Replies: 68
Views: 2214

Re: Selling Cars Privately

Deposit taking. Moaning on the internet works!
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20197
Views: 2445282

Re: Your fleet running reports

Deposit taken for E46, finally Guy is doing day work on building sites so should have the rest before the end of next week with any luck, then he can drive it away. He's asked if I can drive him to Preston so he can pick up an E36. Nah, you talk more than me, I think I'd go mad. It's weird seeing th...
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1244
Views: 264961

Re: EV Thread

Good to see Toadfish is keeping busy!
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:07 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Selling Cars Privately
Replies: 68
Views: 2214

Re: Selling Cars Privately

I had a guy offer me £3500 CASH for the BMW today, as it sits, shedlike. Same guy I mentioned before who was very very very very enthusiastic about buying it off me a couple of months ago. I told him I'd think about it then, and I've told him I'm keeping it now. Because frankly, he's a bit annoying...
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:04 pm
Forum: General
Topic: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement
Replies: 980
Views: 382980

Re: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement

I mean, live by the sword (repeated, vastly inflated claims of possibly illegal behaviour), die by the sword.
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:02 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1244
Views: 264961

Re: EV Thread

Yeah, as the 'domestic appliance' car, it's reputedly very nicely put together, comfy, quiet - basically what you want out of a daily, and I quite like the slightly out there design, myself.
by Beany
Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:56 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Tesla Cyberpuke
Replies: 149
Views: 51495

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Lol, those mucky pawprints around the door are hilarious. Did....did no-one at tesla think about, well, anything, when designing this thing? :lol:
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1244
Views: 264961

Re: EV Thread

Tangentially related to alternate power sources.

NonEV people: Hydrogen is the future - you'll see, you'll all see!!!

Hydrogen cars:
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:46 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Full Fibre
Replies: 57
Views: 1133

Re: Full Fibre

integrale_evo wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 9:06 pm
Mito Man wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:27 pm Need at least a solid 100 upload for when I'm streaming on OnlyFans. MassiveMito if you want to support me.
What resolution do you stream at?

Asking for a mate….. :?
He's streaming at 720p, but doesn't understand compression.

MPEG1 all the way, baby!
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Fish Supper
Replies: 200
Views: 16775

Re: Fish Supper

They are indeed a chain, he says, bookmarking a page on Uber Eats...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:08 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20197
Views: 2445282

Re: Your fleet running reports

Ah, I completely forgot that - we probably had a full conversation about it and everything :lol: Did you pull the fuse (for obvious sensible reasons)? Neighbour had a mate with an M4 come around the other night with a similar problem, and he said he blew the line through with a compressor, so I migh...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greggs closed!
Replies: 11
Views: 250

Re: Greggs closed!

The latest big-name high street food retailer to suffer an outage due to IT issues. Is this the start of a concerted cyberwar to send the masses into revolt, an uprising against our government, making us ready to accept our new Russian leaders? Or has someone been using a default password on their ...
by Beany
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Greggs closed!
Replies: 11
Views: 250

Re: Greggs closed!

Oh, same. Thankfully a rather smaller estate here, so less to faff about with...