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by Beany
Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:54 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20050
Views: 2288775

Re: Your fleet running reports

But then how am I supposed to grow a battery tree?
by Beany
Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: Randomness
Replies: 7995
Views: 961706

Re: Randomness

The biggest mistake is that 'video conference background jokes' all died around the time COVID properly kicked off.
by Beany
Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:46 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Teh Spotted Thread
Replies: 3448
Views: 524867

Re: Teh Spotted Thread

I think you need a welding mask to not be blinded by that interior!
by Beany
Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:38 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Decent car YouTubes
Replies: 2777
Views: 429966

Re: Decent car YouTubes

DeskJockey wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:32 pm
Beany wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:24 pm No-one tell @Sundayjumper....
Yes. Nobody tell @Sundayjumper. It would be a mistake.
Yes, no-one should tell @Sundayjumper to watch this video.

That could only lead to tragedy.

by Beany
Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Decent car YouTubes
Replies: 2777
Views: 429966

Re: Decent car YouTubes

No-one tell @Sundayjumper....
by Beany
Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:50 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Lads
Replies: 16
Views: 427

Re: Lads

Sundayjumper wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:58 pm Maybe he means that those of us with jobs get paid in Sterling for the work we do ?
You get paid in sub machine guns that had a very long service life?

I think I'd rather a BACS payment honestly.
by Beany
Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Lads
Replies: 16
Views: 427

Re: Lads

Takes me back to how busy the old Snitz forum was on a Friday evening, everyone drinking I’m sure. Hope the head is ok today Newt 😄 Good ol' days, when I'd go to the pub, get trolleyed, then come home and jump on MSN and various forums Or more recently, Discord. We don't talk about me and Sundayjum...
by Beany
Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:07 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Confessions of a younger driver.....
Replies: 18
Views: 442

Re: Confessions of a younger driver.....

I started driving later (mid 20s) so I don't really have any youthful exuberance stories, other than the usual "wow, understeer happens fast" sort of near misses.

VMAXing the works non-turbo diesel van (rev limited, about 80mph) is about as good as it got.
by Beany
Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Marcello Gandini
Replies: 20
Views: 376

Re: Marcello Gandini

I mean, I think it'd look stupid on the road, but as a design, it's clear that whatever he was thinking, he fucking meant it. It's not half hearted, is it? :lol:
by Beany
Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:06 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: First Cars - Insurance
Replies: 51
Views: 2297

Re: First Cars - Insurance

How about the oft rumoured trick of quoting on something like a Volvo V40/Mondeo/X-type etc? IE something that doesn't get spat into a ditch by teenagers on the regular....
by Beany
Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:13 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Randomness
Replies: 7995
Views: 961706

Re: Randomness

I prefer autoerotic asphyxiation.

Wait, how do you delete on this site?
by Beany
Mon Mar 11, 2024 10:12 am
Forum: General
Topic: Randomness
Replies: 7995
Views: 961706

Re: Randomness

That would be because those pictures aren't stereograms. They are autostereograms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autostereogram
by Beany
Mon Mar 11, 2024 1:25 am
Forum: General
Topic: The ebay thread
Replies: 2930
Views: 377980

Re: The ebay thread

Sundayjumper wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 10:22 pm And IIRC this model S6 had some awful problem with cylinder heads (?).
Valve stem seals I think. Pretty sure someone on here had one that had that problem, when they were relatively new.
by Beany
Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:40 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Today’s want
Replies: 2395
Views: 306368

Re: Today’s want

Just to potentially save you the journey, Leicester is one of those places I don’t buy cars from now. Too many wasted trips to see misrepresented cars there - like Birmingham and High Wycombe. Sorry, decent sellers in these towns and cities; you may exist but sadly it’s not worth the effort to find...
by Beany
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: OV9 Political Party
Replies: 41
Views: 634

Re: OV9 Political Party

Just seen about some lads in a gang war who killed a 14 year old with a machete getting sentenced. 18 years old- one got 2 years for handing the machete to the other lad who inflicted the lethal wound who has got 9 years for manslaughter. https://news.sky.com/story/amp/two-teens-jailed-over-fatal-m...
by Beany
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:53 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Randomness
Replies: 7995
Views: 961706

Re: Randomness

And will they also do it at 2x speed because apparently a tornado in normal speed isn't terrifying enough to get clicks?
by Beany
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:27 pm
Forum: General
Topic: OV9 Political Party
Replies: 41
Views: 634

Re: OV9 Political Party

Police snipers on motorway bridges. I was thinking more APCs armed with 20mm autocannons patrolling the roads, but that could also work as a backup option. That's why we love you, you're willing to reach a reasonable compromise. I like to think of myself as a generous, benevolent dictator. I mean, ...
by Beany
Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: General
Topic: OV9 Political Party
Replies: 41
Views: 634

Re: OV9 Political Party

Can we do something about lane discipline on the motorway ? Now I've started driving to work again (specifically I'm using the M4 from junctions 10-17) I'm reminded of this every time. There's regularly some muppet creating a rolling road block by sitting in the middle lane doing 67mph. Vote for me...
by Beany
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: OV9 Political Party
Replies: 41
Views: 634

Re: OV9 Political Party

Can we do something about lane discipline on the motorway ? Now I've started driving to work again (specifically I'm using the M4 from junctions 10-17) I'm reminded of this every time. There's regularly some muppet creating a rolling road block by sitting in the middle lane doing 67mph. Vote for me...
by Beany
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: OV9 Political Party
Replies: 41
Views: 634

Re: OV9 Political Party

Most of my policies would involve extreme pettiness and a *lot* of bullets to the head.