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by Swervin_Mervin
Fri Sep 04, 2026 3:12 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: New Emissions Regs Proposal
Replies: 19
Views: 512

Re: New Emissions Regs Proposal

We had a sports cat on the Xsara VTS years ago. Never had any issues passing a test.
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Sep 02, 2026 12:01 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The birds and the bees
Replies: 37
Views: 1624

Re: The birds and the bees



They’re all in the same location, next year I will move one to the woods. The honey from the 2 hives is very different. The most surprising thing was that one batch was far sweeter. I checked the moisture content and both were at 18% but apparently it’s down to more fructose rather than glucose ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Tue Aug 25, 2026 12:14 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Driving like a cvnt
Replies: 42
Views: 3486

Re: Driving like a cvnt


I admit I've not been following the one in Ireland but when you say it definitely is Tik tok related, what evidence is there for that? Was it being streamed live or something?

ETA: googling shows that all the fuss in the last day or so about Tik tok taking down dangerous driving videos stems from ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Aug 19, 2026 5:35 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Music Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 1848157

Re: The Music Thread

Anyway, to wash myself clean of the AI content, I've been listening to Suffolk's finest latest offering. If you love 90s grunge, this should be well up your strasse - it's very Weezer. There's some cracking tunes on the album - this is one of my faves. I love the tempo shift:

https://www.youtube ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Aug 19, 2026 5:25 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Music Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 1848157

Re: The Music Thread

Tbf, there are many actual jazz, funk etc covers of this track made by real folks. But this is the most convincing...
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Aug 19, 2026 4:20 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Music Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 1848157

Re: The Music Thread

What's that? A funk reimagining of Slayer's Raining Blood? Yessir, please. 8-)

by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Aug 19, 2026 12:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Music Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 1848157

Re: The Music Thread


We went to Manchester to see the Hollywood Vampires last night. A few odd songs about bondage and dead friends but the stand out parts were....

Glen Sobel did a Keith Moon drum solo, amazing 😎

Joe Perry was so cool to watch, played great and had real big rockstar stage presence.

Alice Cooper ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Thu Aug 13, 2026 10:20 am
Forum: General
Topic: Elon Musk/Tesla
Replies: 674
Views: 218151

Re: Elon Musk/Tesla

John wrote: Wed Aug 12, 2026 6:40 pm
The cars I notice more than any other for bright lights are Minis
Teslas and anything JLR for me.
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Aug 05, 2026 1:24 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Book review thread
Replies: 247
Views: 76572

Re: Book review thread




Also recently read:

The Meaning of Beer (An Alternative History of the World) by Jonny Garrett

Really enjoyed this, if you like and are interested in beer you'll enjoy it too. After reading the book I discovered Jonny Garrett actually lives in the next town over from me and also has pretty ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Aug 05, 2026 9:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: Book review thread
Replies: 247
Views: 76572

Re: Book review thread


Also recently read:

The Meaning of Beer (An Alternative History of the World) by Jonny Garrett

Really enjoyed this, if you like and are interested in beer you'll enjoy it too. After reading the book I discovered Jonny Garrett actually lives in the next town over from me and also has pretty good ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Thu Jul 30, 2026 4:58 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 26480
Views: 6628768

Re: Your fleet running reports



An F20 1-Series is longer, wider, taller and ( a lot - 350kg ) heavier than an E30 3-Series. That's progress for ya !

https://www.carsized.com/en/cars/compare/bmw-3-1987-sedan-vs-bmw-1-2015-5-door-hatchback/?units=metric


It's damned near the size of - 15cm shorter than, and 20kg heavier than ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Wed Jul 29, 2026 12:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Music Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 1848157

Re: The Music Thread

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c204n74xyv3o

Kavinsky has died :(

Nightcall just immediately brings the images from Drive to mind as soon as I hear it.

And this seems like a fine excuse to post him playing it at Paris 2024 closing ceremony with the rather lovely Angele.

https://www.youtube ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Sun Jul 26, 2026 10:07 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Brake light in the rear diffuser
Replies: 9
Views: 1589

Re: Brake light in the rear diffuser

Sundayjumper wrote: Sat Jul 25, 2026 8:16 am You're not an F1 driver. You're sitting in a traffic jam waiting to join the M3 to Basingstoke, where you work as a junior IT admin.
Seen lots of newish M cars with them. They look utterly wank.
by Swervin_Mervin
Sun Jul 26, 2026 10:06 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 26480
Views: 6628768

Re: Your fleet running reports

V8Granite wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 4:40 pm That is incredibly silly. I wonder how they confirm the oil level, or blindly follow the sensor.

Dave!
That whole era of petrol BMWs is sensor only
by Swervin_Mervin
Fri Jul 24, 2026 3:55 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 26480
Views: 6628768

Re: Your fleet running reports

V8Granite wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 3:19 pm I thought they had a tube but no dipstick ?

Dave!
Nope
by Swervin_Mervin
Fri Jul 24, 2026 2:52 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 26480
Views: 6628768

Re: Your fleet running reports

I wish the E91 had a dipstick tube so I could use a pump extractor :(
by Swervin_Mervin
Thu Jul 23, 2026 3:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Jack envy
Replies: 94
Views: 27817

Re: Jack envy



I may need a new jack soon - I noticed recently that my Clarke 2.5t low entry jack was twisting quite badly :shock:

Any recommendations? Needs to be carryable as I keep my current one tucked away in a cabinet - don't want any more clutter in the garage.


What are you lifting?!


E91 and ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Thu Jul 23, 2026 2:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Jack envy
Replies: 94
Views: 27817

Re: Jack envy

I may need a new jack soon - I noticed recently that my Clarke 2.5t low entry jack was twisting quite badly :shock:

Any recommendations? Needs to be carryable as I keep my current one tucked away in a cabinet - don't want any more clutter in the garage.
by Swervin_Mervin
Tue Jul 21, 2026 10:44 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Burnham
Replies: 159
Views: 7754

Re: Bye Bye Burnham


I just assumed that was because Miliband didn’t cut him in tbh :lol:

It’s cool, we’ll be drilling in the north sea again.

It’ll do fuck all for energy security but at least we’ll release a load of carbon.


Tbf to Vince (who otherwise I utterly cannot stand for many reasons, incl professional ...
by Swervin_Mervin
Tue Jul 21, 2026 9:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Burnham
Replies: 159
Views: 7754

Re: Bye Bye Burnham

Even eco-zealot Dale Vince has been critical of him and his net zero policies ffs. :lol: