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Nathan wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:34 pm I feel bad for Jaguar over the XE and XF

I would have been very happy to have an XFR or XFR-S if they sold a Manuel. no concern over image.

These sprayed lights allow you to identify idiots.

I thought the substance was very different from Plastidip though non?

Rich B wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:01 am

Pete_ wrote: ↑Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:43 pm I thought it was mildly amusing - the fact that it's a standard number plate format made it even more so I thought.

VN14KZR....

Anyone?

I do apologise, I think I am in the wrong meeting.

/leaves confused

Probably in through the wheel arch liner?

(I have not googled - just based on recent experience)

JL: hello Mr body shop what I have used previously - I would like a quote please to repair this damage on my car. < points at car > JLBodyshop: okeydokey mister Leetle. Now - do you want me to quote you for all the parts I think need replacing, or about 60% of them? JL: nah - 60% will be perfectly a...

Yeah - that’s identical to my wife.

It's now less expensive to be a cunt (copyright JL). Other reductions too including Omega. http://www.ernestjones.co.uk/webstore/l/watches/select%7Csale/ After keeping an eye on these for about 18months, I got mrs mik an automatic Rado from them a few weeks back. With the extra 10% off for the firs...

Looks as long as a stagea!

Congrats on the wedding

My mate really loves his missus and wants everyone to know it. He asked me to hunt for something that looked a bit like “Julie’s Guy”.

This was as good as I could find. As usual you have to squint a bit....

you lost twelveteen points for failing to align the wheels on the 996’s

Lets crowd fund it - i will pledge £15 (YC)

Imagine how fcking cool we'd all think you were though

Actually, try this. £250 (plus my £1k finders fee of course)

duncs500 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:05 am Shit couple of weeks for cars, after being very careful not to scrape the black wheels on the leased SEAT for the last 3 years, the wife has gone and scraped one last week.

Oops.

Have you got the caterham with someone for diagnosis yet?

Mandela : long walk to freedom

Blimey. Powerful stuff.

And I thought Idris Elba was fuckin superb in this.

Duh duh.

Duuuuh.....duh.

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh......

I believe Wilson was named Wilson because of Wilson.

Episode 1 of this series (with Jim on a date with the giggly woman) had me in genuine pain with the laughter.

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