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by Beany
Fri Oct 10, 2025 10:58 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Trump
Replies: 3153
Views: 499870

Re: Trump


Noel and Liam didn’t tour when Biden was in power, just saying.


Yeah, well, they couldn't get away with being out and out racists on twitter when Biden was in power and a racist didn't own twitter

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1lqthx2/liam_gallagher_of_oasis_called_out_for_using ...
by Beany
Fri Oct 10, 2025 9:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Trump
Replies: 3153
Views: 499870

Re: Trump

Yeah, you don't give the arsonist an award for calling the fire brigade once in a while.

You'd genuinely have to be alarmingly dense to think otherwise.
by Beany
Fri Oct 10, 2025 8:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Trump
Replies: 3153
Views: 499870

Re: Trump

The nobel committee were asked about this. Instead of saying "he wasn't nominated in time", they said (and I'm paraphrasing here - but not by much) "the committee works in an office surrounded by portraits of former laureates; people who have shown real courage and integrity. We base our decision on ...
by Beany
Fri Sep 26, 2025 2:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Starmer
Replies: 1671
Views: 177490

Re: Bye bye Starmer


Exactly. It's like they've zero exposure or experience of what undocumented migrants do or how they live. Think a digital ID will stop them sharing a single login to uber eats and scooting around Crawley at 35mph on a modified e-bike delivering food, whilst returning to their undeclared cash-in ...
by Beany
Fri Sep 26, 2025 11:00 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Starmer
Replies: 1671
Views: 177490

Re: Bye bye Starmer


I've said it before, and I will say it again. I don't understand why people get so worked up about an ID card. It will be a net benefit, and simplify a lot of transactions and interactions. Every time I have to figure out three documents, that must be originals, cannot be printed by me, to prove ...
by Beany
Fri Sep 26, 2025 9:37 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Starmer
Replies: 1671
Views: 177490

Re: Bye bye Starmer

Well, just the rumour of that is going down well:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194

The stupid thing is, a national ID system could, in theory, work well and be useful if introduced and maintained for the right reasons, but introducing it "for the children" or "to solve immigration ...
by Beany
Wed Sep 24, 2025 10:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: Trump
Replies: 3153
Views: 499870

Re: Trump


It's just exhausting keeping up with the continuous stream of bile that spews from his mouth. He's not exactly a good public speaker either is he?

Just remember, you'll wake up one day and he'll be dead.


"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
by Beany
Tue Sep 23, 2025 9:00 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Trump
Replies: 3153
Views: 499870

Re: Trump

Why bother?

I've been watching GenV, which is meant to be an explicit, utterly savage mockery of the sort of fuckwit level, low-iq-baiting bigoted christofascism that's going on in the US right now.

Quite frankly, flip a coin as to whether it's more or less absurd than actual reality for any ...
by Beany
Tue Sep 23, 2025 6:41 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back

Oh yeah, apparently you can do that now!

I mostly live in Perl with plack/starman these days, and have A Man to deal with our PHP (mostly wordpress) stuff so that's probably been a thing for years and I've just not noticed :lol:
by Beany
Mon Sep 22, 2025 6:40 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back

nuttinnew wrote: Mon Sep 22, 2025 7:47 amMole black?
For the header ov9 image, yes.

Which is now back.

Nice one Matty :D
by Beany
Sun Sep 21, 2025 11:04 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back

nuttinnew wrote: Sun Sep 21, 2025 10:09 pm
Beany wrote: Sun Sep 21, 2025 9:05 pm Better than you putting your tuppence in the dog.

...honestly, I'm not even sure if that makes sense. Sounds a bit horrid though, doesn't it?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... nce&page=1
You pervert.
by Beany
Sun Sep 21, 2025 9:05 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back



Seems faster since the upgrade. Does the forum hamster now have a carbon fibre wheel now?


do we all need to put 50p in



The problem was caused by Beany putting 50p in the hamster.




so if you'd all like to have a whip around.



The problem was caused by Beany having a whip around ...
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 10:18 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 24743
Views: 4293311

Re: Your fleet running reports

jamcg wrote: Sat Sep 20, 2025 9:05 pm Yup, I drifted all the way here, I even managed some donuts around a police car whilst I hung out the window like a legend sticking my fingers up at them singing the danish bacon jingle from the 90’s
And all the single mothers clapped!
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 10:12 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back




Instagram vids used to play on the page, maybe it’s a insta change but thought it may just be something on here..

@Beany

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyYjBmYjA4MWJmcGV5MXd4YnAxeDl5anRiemphajVzcHQ4emRqMThvOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby/giphy ...
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:58 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 24743
Views: 4293311

Re: Your fleet running reports

Went down to Lidl tonight to get food and booze.

"Alright mate, got it sideways in this weather?"

"It's got tyres the thick end of a foot wide and no limited slip - god no"

They looked at me like I'd just stepped on a puppy, so I assume their only experience of sports cars is through Gran Turismo ...
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:53 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back

DeskJockey wrote: Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:52 pm
Beany wrote: Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:45 pm pendantic
Pedantic
I know what I typed.

(the wine, however, does not)
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:46 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back


Instagram vids used to play on the page, maybe it’s a insta change but thought it may just be something on here..

@Beany

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyYjBmYjA4MWJmcGV5MXd4YnAxeDl5anRiemphajVzcHQ4emRqMThvOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby/giphy.gif ...
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 8:45 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back


@Beany the old site was on an unsupported Ubuntu build, so moved to the latest LTS with a fresh LAMP stack then updated PhpBB....we were already on 3.3 but just moved up a few minor revisions.


Ah nice. Also, lets face it, that's a pretty good justification to just Upgrade Fucking Everything ...
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 6:10 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back

I actually already know what OS the server is running, I can give you the street address of the datacentre it's running in, and yes, I know it's phpBB ;)

I was more interested in whether we're on PHPBB 3.3 now (if so, I'd assume 3.3.15 because why not get the latest fixes) and I was being polite ...
by Beany
Sat Sep 20, 2025 2:54 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Aaand we’re back
Replies: 37
Views: 1282

Re: Aaand we’re back

Neat? What we running now then? Modern linux underpinnings, current-ish phpBB?