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by Beany
Fri Feb 27, 2026 10:44 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports






I wholeheartedly support your decision to pull the engine and go all M539 on it. If it is a help I'll gladly come by one Saturday to drink your coffee and pretend I can be helpful while watching you work.


I like this. I'm free too. We'll all come down and "help".


We could stretch the ...
by Beany
Mon Feb 23, 2026 9:04 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

Fucking Christ, how many accidents has that MOT station caused by being """accommodating""" :shock:
by Beany
Mon Feb 23, 2026 6:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye bye Starmer
Replies: 1747
Views: 226566

Re: Bye bye Starmer

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cew8jde9pxqt
Lord Mandelson arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office
by Beany
Mon Feb 23, 2026 11:36 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Movie Thread
Replies: 2523
Views: 936367

Re: The Movie Thread

Yeah that's what I'm thinking too.

Apparently Leto was a fucking nightmare on set and that set the tone for everyone elses poor performance - no-one wanted to deal with his stupid method acting cringe. Demanding to be treated as Ares on set, and not listening to the director unless he described ...
by Beany
Sun Feb 22, 2026 11:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Movie Thread
Replies: 2523
Views: 936367

Re: The Movie Thread

Tron Ares
Some great visual effects set pieces, and those set pieces are well directed.

Everything outside of those scenes is a fucking embarrassment to all involved.

The main character has nonsensical - even by Tron standards - characterisation, and Leto doesn't have the charisma to even come ...
by Beany
Sun Feb 22, 2026 8:17 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

I bought a wiper blade, and fitted it. The drivers wiper was starting to fray a bit - not enough to affect wiping but it wouldn't have been long.

Annoyingly, the 'aero wing' on the old Bosch broke it's clips when I was trying to swap it, so no totally tekkers downforce on the drivers wiper any more ...
by Beany
Sat Feb 21, 2026 8:01 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

I have washed the car. Obviously it's still raining so it still looks a bit wet and sad, it just doesn't have a layer of traffic film from being parked on the road.

I'm sure it'll return soon enough, but as the weather gets less shit there'll be less reason to leave it.

This critical update is now ...
by Beany
Sat Feb 21, 2026 5:40 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports



OK, my money is on HPFP being the actual problem though ;)


£200 - although there’s two of them because of course there are - and an easy job too:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234828996297

Could be £350/pair if they have a 20% promo again soon.

Car made it down to the coast absolutely fine ...
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 10:01 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Trump
Replies: 3328
Views: 577081

Re: Trump

You're assuming MAGA nutjobs have a plot themselves, to compare against.
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 9:24 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

John wrote: Fri Feb 20, 2026 4:42 pm
Beany wrote: Fri Feb 20, 2026 3:38 pm Anyway, if you're wondering how much it costs around here
I've forgotten where you live, Scarborough?
Pudsey these days.
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 3:38 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

Anyway, if you're wondering how much it costs around here for
Engine oil + filter
Coolant
Brake fluid
Gearbox oil
Diff oil

and MOT

It's about £520.

Which doesn't feel too horrid given that I should only need to worry about oil and filter changes for the next couple of years, maintenance wise.

No ...
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 2:09 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

OK, my money is on HPFP being the actual problem though ;)
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 1:51 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: RS5
Replies: 37
Views: 698

Re: RS5

mik wrote: Fri Feb 20, 2026 1:17 pm
Beany wrote: Fri Feb 20, 2026 1:11 pm it ain't a q-car (assuming you're talking about the new one)
No. Keep up at the back kids.
.....no.
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 1:11 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: RS5
Replies: 37
Views: 698

Re: RS5

I'm sorry, if it has tailpipes you can double fist, it ain't a q-car (assuming you're talking about the new one)
by Beany
Fri Feb 20, 2026 12:48 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

Should have got a nice Z4 Coupe mate.

My one just passed it's MOT with flying colours, no advisories.

Fuel pressure might be a HPFP and the injector codes could be a result of that - that rings a *vague* bell from N55 tuning (the high pressure pump can't keep up with bigger injectors and mappings ...
by Beany
Thu Feb 19, 2026 11:28 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: RS5
Replies: 37
Views: 698

Re: RS5

Those exhausts look fucking moronic.
by Beany
Thu Feb 19, 2026 9:30 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Prince Andrew…
Replies: 40
Views: 1296

Re: Prince Andrew…

Looks like he's having a piping hot coffee enema.
by Beany
Thu Feb 19, 2026 10:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: Prince Andrew…
Replies: 40
Views: 1296

Re: Prince Andrew…

The police and prosecution services aren't really allowed to show that they're properly gunning for someone, but...well, it is his birthday, which I'm sure they're aware of.

I hope he was having a lovely birthday breakfast in his jammies, thinking about what a lovely day it was, when they knocked ...
by Beany
Thu Feb 19, 2026 10:19 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25356
Views: 4669824

Re: Your fleet running reports

Z4 is in for MOT and fluid swaps (including gearbox and diff oil) so lets see how that goes...

No reason to suspect any problems, recently had it on the shaker to find bad bushes and had those fixed, so hoping for a quiet day :lol:
by Beany
Wed Feb 18, 2026 2:31 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Today’s want
Replies: 3359
Views: 759261

Re: Today’s want

Rich B wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 6:42 am
mik wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 11:03 pm
dan wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2026 7:53 pm

Yes, and that metro has an opel dtm 2.5 in the back, it’s awesume.
As in one of these? :geek:
Holy moly….

Power output
450–540 hp (336–403 kW) @ 11,650-12500 rpm
If you're gonna gut swap a 6R4 I can think of worse options!