We have a Shiba Inu.
Feel free to flame me for the plate being a plural when we only have one dog

This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave
The grave of 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez is now topped with a huge penis and testicles weighing nearly 600 pounds.
… literally means “lonely mouth” or “longing to have or put something in one's mouth.”