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by Matty
Sun Jul 19, 2026 7:37 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Constantly getting logged out on mobile
Replies: 64
Views: 64978

Re: Constantly getting logged out on mobile

Yeah, I blocked a bunch of bots/scrapers of whatever they are they are these days so it'll be a bit quicker.

As for logout, must be an Apple thing. Also, if you're accessing the site via a shortcut/bookmark, make sure it's set to "https://forums.ov9.co.uk" and not just "ov9.co.uk" with either ...
by Matty
Sun Jul 19, 2026 7:30 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 26214
Views: 6209927

Re: Your fleet running reports

Beany wrote: Sun Jul 19, 2026 6:53 pm Would they fit in an R53 (or whatever the supercharged ones are) MINI? Neighbour is after new seats and he's not a fan of leather because it's slippy.
I have never once had leather seats that were....slippy. Is he a particularly greasy fella?
by Matty
Sun Jul 19, 2026 10:55 am
Forum: General
Topic: The House Projects Thread
Replies: 3071
Views: 995076

Re: The House Projects Thread

Still no idea why anyone would go through this much hassle - them, I mean - originally over letting a surveyor in? Crazy. Must be a huge relief.



Finally! The relief must be off the scale

Have you been in the flat yet?


I went in there earlier. It's grim, hard to believe anyone was living in ...
by Matty
Sat Jul 18, 2026 2:49 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 26214
Views: 6209927

Re: Your fleet running reports

Elises are always a gold mine of things lost things - usually under the seats, though. Tyre weld in the arch is a new one, but as pictures, must has slipped down.

It's about as useful in that arch as it is in actually 'fixing' a tyre to be honest :lol:
by Matty
Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:20 pm
Forum: General
Topic: FAO Coffee snobs
Replies: 78
Views: 1372

Re: FAO Coffee snobs



Is it like the tea drinkers who say they can tell when a kettle has been boiled twice ?

Dave!


I love deliberately making tea with the milk first and watching them not tell the fucking difference and getting a “good cup of tea that” in for the bargain


They're being polite. I suspect "Good ...
by Matty
Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: FAO Coffee snobs
Replies: 78
Views: 1372

Re: FAO Coffee snobs


I get all my coffee from White Rose in Yorkshire, they have an amazing selection of single origin coffees from around the world that are amazing value compared to most of the cool roasters in London. I buy 2kg of beans every month or so. It’s a small no-nonsense business and I’ve probably ordered ...
by Matty
Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:14 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Decent car YouTubes
Replies: 3938
Views: 1407660

Re: Decent car YouTubes

I'll allow it. Sounds crisp 8-)

Do you run the CF clams even on trackdays?
by Matty
Fri Jul 17, 2026 6:00 pm
Forum: General
Topic: FAO Coffee snobs
Replies: 78
Views: 1372

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

Lots of conversation about beans, but I need some links!

My daily, reasonably priced go-to is usually Taylors, but also found some of M&S stuff to be good as well.
by Matty
Fri Jul 17, 2026 5:59 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Constantly getting logged out on mobile
Replies: 64
Views: 64978

Re: Constantly getting logged out on mobile


Cleared all website data and happened again straight away. Also noticed not going to last post viewed when clicking the red symbol next to the thread, just opening at the start, getting me confused for a while trying to remember if rich b actually still had his e92 or not :lol:


I never use that ...
by Matty
Fri Jul 17, 2026 5:58 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Constantly getting logged out on mobile
Replies: 64
Views: 64978

Re: Constantly getting logged out on mobile

Not seen any performance hits - most of those issues tend to be transient when we get hammered by bots. I'm not sure why this place gets so much traffic. Currently, 805 "guests" online and we peaked at 5000 not to long back. In contrast, the Lupo forum sits around 100-150.

Maybe the AI scrapers ...
by Matty
Thu Jul 16, 2026 10:07 pm
Forum: Problems and Feedback
Topic: Constantly getting logged out on mobile
Replies: 64
Views: 64978

Re: Constantly getting logged out on mobile

I don't have Safari based device to test, but not noticed any issues across Edge, Chrome, Firefox.

Assume you've done the usual delete cookies?
by Matty
Wed Jul 15, 2026 11:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 2026
Replies: 169
Views: 4300

Re: World Cup 2026

I mean, we've still got 3rd place to play for on Saturday! No idea why...but...3rd place!

(Even though I suspect we'll get embarrassed by France).
by Matty
Wed Jul 15, 2026 11:03 pm
Forum: Gaming + Tech
Topic: 8 port ethernet hub - recommendations
Replies: 9
Views: 224

Re: 8 port ethernet hub - recommendations

That one Si linked will be fine, the TP Link 8 Ports are also good.:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/NETGEAR-Ethernet-Unmanaged-Internet-Splitter/dp/B07PWHGQSS

DeskJockey clearly showing signs of having worked with customers in the past who want to know why what they've bought doesn't do what they ...
by Matty
Wed Jul 15, 2026 8:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: World Cup 2026
Replies: 169
Views: 4300

Re: World Cup 2026

I can see this going 0-0 through to penos myself. Dirty game.
by Matty
Tue Jul 14, 2026 3:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: FAO Coffee snobs
Replies: 78
Views: 1372

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

That, sir, is not a cat. That's a civet.

However, there is also coffee made from monkey spit. Neither would be my choice of grind.
by Matty
Tue Jul 14, 2026 2:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: FAO Coffee snobs
Replies: 78
Views: 1372

Re: FAO Coffee snobs

I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.
by Matty
Mon Jul 13, 2026 3:19 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 25
Views: 1517

Re: Jury Duty

Well, I don't know what you did @Jobbo but I've just been released, and I'm not needed again. The security officer did wink at me as I left, whatever that means.
by Matty
Mon Jul 13, 2026 12:26 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 25
Views: 1517

Re: Jury Duty


Have you been released early yet?


Not yet. Sitting here counting ceiling tiles, still yet to get on a case. Don't you know people in law? Can't you pull some strings to get me out?

Don't tell them I'm a fiddler or anything mental, just tell them I've bought 4 Alfa Romeos and clearly aren't of ...
by Matty
Mon Jul 13, 2026 11:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: Sam Neil
Replies: 26
Views: 583

Re: Sam Neil



Don’t know how much of that is embellishment though tbh. I just really want a good 40k movie :lol:

You can definitely see the influence.


Nerd King Henry Cavill is apparently on the case with Amazon....but still a long way off. Amazon's Secret level episode is great though if you haven't seen ...
by Matty
Mon Jul 13, 2026 10:58 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 25
Views: 1517

Re: Jury Duty


A couple of times I've been called up and I've just written my own letter explaining I'm a self employed contractor, happy to be considered at a another time but can't due to client commitments and nobody else to do it, financial loss etc. Been accepted every time.

I know they oversubscribe like ...