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His biography is hilarious, stuck up a chimney and fell asleep till dinner etc. Absolutely incredible human being.

Dave!

duncs500 wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 2:43 pm Looks like my kind of meal Dave!

Butter and beef dripping gravy, bring a plate there is always this kind of thing in our fridge, you’re local enough

Dave!

Alex88 wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 2:06 pm No fruit or vegetables at all?

Nope, 95lb loss between us and never hungry.

Fruit and veg only bring back aches and pains for me and hunger for the wife. The only ones upset are the dogs as they think they will get some.

Dave!

Jesus christ Dave they look like weapons :lol: hope you've got an industrial-grade pressure washer for a toilet brush. The wife hasn’t eaten anything but steak, chicken, butter, salt, pork belly or water since October. It’s surprising how much waste comes out when the body uses so much of what you ...

It’s about 20% fat which is what we have now, it was bloody lovely but I may need to hire an escort to come and rub my belly for a bit

Dave!

My movements are like my wooing, smooth and regular



Dave!

So at the butchers doing the dog food run and the silly butchers left a big cut of meat on display. So 2 of these…. https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ai10x1sf1ztj3vq2n1egl/Photo-02-05-2024-15-56-49.jpg?rlkey=27mjat0dsq5cou7y7732jj6jz&raw=1 1.3kg each 😎 Seared and ready for the oven. https://www.dro...

Nice try, no Christmas card for you.

Dave!

We’re about £400,000 short of this. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/125466722#/?channel=RES_BUY You then have a lake and a lot of land aswell. Dave! That ticks a lot of boxes for me. Same, just a shame about where in the country it is. But then if it was down here it would be £2m without the...

I took the 360 to work today and used it as an opportunity to finally do a brim-to-brim check on the fuel consumption. It has no OBC so I’ve just been putting in £50 at a time and not paying any attention. 164 miles consumed 28.88 litres of Tesco super, which makes 25.8mpg. I’m quite impressed ! I ...

Good, fucked about and found out, I hope it hurt as he died. It’s not a riled up fight at a pub, it’s invading someone’s home and doing it with multiple people. Oh poor person was a good egg, no he was a shithead burglar. I haven’t seen it mentioned if the farmer was alone or he had family there ? D...

We’re about £400,000 short of this.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

You then have a lake and a lot of land aswell.

Dave!

There was a chap on Ferrarichat who was making twin cam heads for a Boxer engine or something. He welded up the block and heads, machined stuff, was aiming for 700hp or something NA and doing an amazing job. I read it by the pool over my honeymoon and suddenly the thread stopped and I believe never ...

Treina made me delete the Facebook dog pages as she was annoyed at how many dogs I wanted to adopt. Considering she is a single mum for 6 months a year I think this was a sensible choice.

Dave!

I'll see your half polish / latin and raise you Cockney... :shock: I'll see your Polish, Latin Cockney and raise you a Ginger. :lol: Ian, she sounds like she's used to playing games to get her way rather than using her grown up words. You're well shot of her. Hold on, wasn’t your one a dye job ging...

The 1 355 I’ve been in felt like a kit car compared to the 1 360 I’ve driven.

Proof if needed that the 360’is a better bet if you want to drive it.

Or if you are a man with taste and an ability to attract the finest of ladies, get a 512 TR in black with caramel interior.

Dave!

From memory these are absolutely transformed with a lightweight flywheel.

Still one of the prettiest cars on the road.

Dave!

drcarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 4:03 pm

V8Granite wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:30 am

Shlergen wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

Don't you just spit?

Stop showing the rest of us up with your romantic ways!!

Dave!

Shlergen wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣 Tl;dr - woman be crazy! Time t...