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by V8Granite
Wed May 01, 2024 5:15 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20234
Views: 2503385

Re: Your fleet running reports

The 1 355 I’ve been in felt like a kit car compared to the 1 360 I’ve driven.

Proof if needed that the 360’is a better bet if you want to drive it.

Or if you are a man with taste and an ability to attract the finest of ladies, get a 512 TR in black with caramel interior.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed May 01, 2024 4:43 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: V8 Vantage hire experience
Replies: 4
Views: 55

Re: V8 Vantage hire experience

From memory these are absolutely transformed with a lightweight flywheel.

Still one of the prettiest cars on the road.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed May 01, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Woman
Replies: 67
Views: 1241

Re: Woman

drcarlos wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 4:03 pm
V8Granite wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 11:30 am
Shlergen wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.
:lol:

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!
Don't you just spit? :lol:
Stop showing the rest of us up with your romantic ways!!

Dave!
by V8Granite
Wed May 01, 2024 11:30 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Woman
Replies: 67
Views: 1241

Re: Woman

Shlergen wrote: Wed May 01, 2024 8:18 am If you don't prep the area, it can be a bad experience.
:lol:

It needs warming, lubricating and a sufficient amount of space for a run up.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:02 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Woman
Replies: 67
Views: 1241

Re: Woman

As proof I (we) really don’t understand women, this one has been messaging me more in the last few days than she did whilst dating, making it sound like this was a push for more commitment (??) and so we are meeting up for a chat later.. maybe she reads this forum!? 🤣 Tl;dr - woman be crazy! Time t...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:00 am
Forum: General
Topic: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report
Replies: 989
Views: 130109

Re: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report

Greyhounds are awesome, if anyone’s ever considering one don’t discount black ones. For some reason they end up being the last ones to be adopted. They’re also the smallest big dog you can find, as they’ll happily curl up into a little ball so you don’t need a lot of space for them They also are la...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: General
Topic: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report
Replies: 989
Views: 130109

Re: 4 Paw Dog Drive Fleet running report

Living vicariously though our neighbor's... :lol: Had a bit of play with next doors Rottweiler. He's an awesome dog. Still a puppy but mahooosive. He never barks, is inquisitive but calm. My neighbour got him from the same breeder where his parents got their family dogs when he was a kid. So Dakota...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:37 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Tesla Cyberpuke
Replies: 155
Views: 54384

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

After seeing a few videos now, it has instant response going for it and nothing else. If I took my local place Yarwell and doubled the size of the course to make it fair for such a large vehicle, it wouldn’t be able to follow my Decender after 100 metres. I doubt it would even have a chance against ...
by V8Granite
Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:14 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Woman
Replies: 67
Views: 1241

Re: Woman

(1980s schoolyard)

Dinny is gay for Gav!

(1980s schoolyard)

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sat Apr 27, 2024 5:25 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20234
Views: 2503385

Re: Your fleet running reports

Is it possible for a wheel bearing to go bad without the usual symptom of the noise changing when swerving? I'm running out of ideas on what else it could be on the Model 3. It is a roller bearing rather than tapered bearing if that makes a difference. Can't really spin the wheel by hand at any sor...
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:17 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: HMRC Automated Phone System
Replies: 22
Views: 384

Re: HMRC Automated Phone System

No, they are utter utter cunts. They gave me an 8.5k tax rebate, my wife does my tax return and she contacted them multiple times to say I am not owed a return, so not pay it etc. no problem madam, it won’t go through and we have ammended it. So they paid me 8.5k and annoyingly I was working away an...
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:27 am
Forum: General
Topic: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement
Replies: 997
Views: 402453

Re: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement

There is a road in our town with parking on one side and houses on the other. It has a gentle curve and if people stick rigidly to the lane markings then traffic stops. As it does when someone new or not confident drives it. You move out of your lane to give other people the space to proceed in the ...
by V8Granite
Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:22 am
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Woman
Replies: 67
Views: 1241

Re: Woman

Go to a club at 01:00 wearing your work uniform and pre-order an Uber at 01:05 and have some fun 😎

Dave!
by V8Granite
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:24 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: EV Thread
Replies: 1248
Views: 281798

Re: EV Thread

A weird one yesterday, a friend has an EQC300 as a test as his company car needs changing and he had it on 24 hour test. Firstly, with 4 fully grown men in the car you would be at the max vehicle weight, which is ridiculous as it’s only a GVW of 3T. Secondly, the performance is strange as it launche...
by V8Granite
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:12 am
Forum: General
Topic: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement
Replies: 997
Views: 402453

Re: It’s time for another forum cycle/vehicle disagreement

Judging by the amount of attached tat, the red defender driver is definitely a rural Ronnie Pickering. No, fat from it. He will be an emergency fast responder the first time a snowflake touches the ground. He will bravely park next to deep puddles, ambers flashing, a beacon of hope in world ending ...
by V8Granite
Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:17 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Movie Thread
Replies: 2238
Views: 501886

Re: The Movie Thread

The Continental It’s really a mini series but each episode is well over an hour long. It’s how the Continental came to be how it is in its current set up. Episode 1 was a bit strange, the characters are all great but seemed to be missing lots of back story. Amazing music really sets this apart. Exce...
by V8Granite
Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:27 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: FTAO forum members looking to spend around £820k on a track toy
Replies: 17
Views: 543

Re: FTAO forum members looking to spend around £820k on a track toy

As ludicrous as that is, with the silliest acceleration videos outside of a proper drag car, after a week it would just gather dust.

It’s like a university study of what’s achievable with 4 wheels but a Street eliminator car does it in a much more exciting way.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:44 am
Forum: General
Topic: Premier Сasual Dating - Genuine Females
Replies: 9
Views: 260

Re: Premier Сasual Dating - Genuine Females

Hold on there, they say they are genuine.

Probably cheaper than a painter and decorator.

What are your rates ?

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:57 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Tesla Cyberpuke
Replies: 155
Views: 54384

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

The pedal stop adjuster once jammed into my Halfords floor mats.

Luckily with 110hp, 2.5 tons and the performance on offer. I had time to finish my sandwich before anything exciting was going to happen.

Dave!
by V8Granite
Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:28 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20234
Views: 2503385

Re: Your fleet running reports

A Montego TD can do 100mpg, not turning the engine on doesn’t count.

Dave!