FTAO JL

[JLv3.0]

Stuart?

You're better than that

[Simon]

Nice one JL. It's a new life isn't it? That can never be a bad thing, as long as you and the Mrs are the upstanding people in real life that we imagine you'll be.

So congrats, and I hope you enjoy every minute of it.

It's an excuse to buy loads of lego if nothing else!

[McSwede]

Sid?

[JLv3.0]

Congrats JL.



One of these in the post for lil’ Little.

Thanks Ross but image Barry'ed?

Is it a Scalextric?!!

Try now.

Nope. Might be an odd UAE-blocking-sites thing.

[duncs500]

Got to be car or motorsport based.

With the German influence Walter could be a good shout, but personally I'm rooting for Derek.

[JLv3.0]

Hannu - childhood hero.

I thought Joachim actually - Smokin' Joe

[NotoriousREV]

Stuart?

You're better than that

Chicken?

[Simon]

We need an 'are you pregnant' thread like on the old forum...

[Maurice]

I give up. You’ll just need to wait until it arrives.

[nuttinnew]

Uh oh, a JL jr

Congratulations, and the way you have it figured out seems completely uninfluenced by your time in Sandland.


I guess it's time for a baby's name poll...

That wouldn't hurt because we're struggling like fuck. Adolf was vetoed early doors, for a start.

It's got to be Adrian Alfred then.

[JLv3.0]

I give up. You’ll just need to wait until it arrives.

And it has - got me a pensive retard

[JLv3.0]

I give up. You’ll just need to wait until it arrives.

And it has - got me a pensive retard

That doesn't come across well, does it.

[mik]

Congrats JL.

[dinny_g]

How about Edward for old times sake??

[mik]

I vote Langoustine.

[scotta]

Stuart?

You're better than that

He’s really not.

Well done mother fucker I’m sure you’ll ace it...or at the very least not fuck it up! Good stuff

[DeskJockey]

Congrats! You'll be knee deep in nappies before you know it.

[unzippy]

Well - you over-estimate my / our intelligence. I thought I was firing blanks and was quite happy about it! But as you say - all been good since I got on board and I'm very much looking forward to the little bugger showing his face!

Wasn't getting 'on board' what got you into this situation in the first place?

[JLv3.0]

In my defence, none of the documentaries I watch has this as an outcome. The guy just delivers the pizza or fixes the photocopier and fucks off

[unzippy]

In my defence, none of the documentaries I watch has this as an outcome. The guy just delivers the pizza or fixes the photocopier and fucks off

It's not the same wiping it on your own curtains